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Lyrics

[ARTIE] Every dance has a tune played for it Every glove has a mate made for it How do you find your match? How do you pick? Follow your heart and follow your— [STU, spoken] Well, it was nice meeting you [ARTIE, spoken] Come on, I can tell you're interested [STU, spoken] In being a reporter? [ARTIE, spoken] Aw, kid, you don't realize how lucky you are [STU, spoken] Why? [ARTIE, spoken] I like you [ARTIE] We click, we're travellers Thumbin' the same ride Play the same game For the same side Common interests Common set of needs We click, our lips Are willing and able Let's play Ping-Pong 'Neath the table Couple rounds and darling We'll see who leads! I'm not sayin' you're the love of my life I'm not sayin' there are stars in your eyes All I'm sayin' is it's time to get wise The world's at war Rules are suspended Whole world's… upended Quick, let's click I'll let you unmask me I won't bite, kid 'Less you ask me Stick with me and baby You'll see it's true Sky's the limit When you are two who: I'm clicking! There's more of us than you imagined 'Specially in the Marines, trust me Now's our chance Nation's distracted 'Bout time we acted Come on, kid, try it out! [STU, spoken] I don't think I can [ARTIE, spoken] You're a natural Whoa! Easy there, Private Over here [STU, spoken] Sorry [ARTIE, spoken] Tricky one Ha ha, there you go [ARTIE] Stick with me You'll learn more than drilling If you're willing [STU, spoken] Like what? [ARTIE] The army lists forbidden bars In every town and state Go to those bars They're ours! The army's got a lotta spies But seldom at the local Ys Change to your civvies And wait in the privies [STU, spoken] Wait, why am I in the washroom? [ARTIE] Here's a handsome fella Part of our crew? Tap your footsy See if he taps too [STU] Say, your hands touch over the sink? [ARTIE] Ask him if he's feeling pink! Say, he's tall and strong and swarthy? [STU] Ask if he's a friend of Dor'thy! [ARTIE] Now you got it kid! I can't give you caviar and champagne And our future ain't our friends throwing rice But I'll give you half an hour of paradise! Click with guys Who you'll wanna mess with With a press pass To impress with Pick your partner well And I'm telling you There's more fellas Dreaming the same dream too, who… Click!