Lyrics

[Sarah King & Billy Stritch] Can I ask you a question? (Yes) A question? (Yes) A question? (Yes) It's something I can't figure out I hope you won't say "no" (No) It's all about my sister (What?) My sister (Who?) My sister (Oh) She's joined a nudist colony So what I want to know (Yes?) What can you get a nudist for her birthday? What kind of birthday present can you buy? Tell me, on the level, can I send her a muff? (Oy) Now I know it's true they wear a smile, but that can't be enough What can you get a nudist for a present? The things I used to give her would be wrong I'd send a check, but dash it How could shе go out and cash it? What can you get a nudist when her birthday comеs along?