The Road 2

Lyrics

[CLAUDIA, spoken] So much for trying someplace new [MARIANNE, spoken] What is happening to decent restaurants? [LEO] If it isn't the food, it's the service [FRITZ, spoken] Didn't you hear? [RAFFAEL] If it isn't the noise, it's the queue [FRITZ, spoken] Are you insane? [PAUL] Or the backs of the chairs [LEO] Or a waiter with airs [CLAUDIA] Or the long flight of stairs To the loo [MARIANNE] There's always something... [RAFFAEL, spoken, sotto voce to FRITZ] You know, you're hot when you're angry [FRITZ, spoken] Forget it, Raffi I've been gay since I was three [A cell phone rings. They reach for their phones.] [PAUL, LEO, CLAUDIA & MARIANNE, spoken] Ah, it's my assistant Is that mine? Is it me? [FRITZ, spoken] It's me, it's me, don't worry [MARIANNE, spoken] A boyfriend, I hope! [FRITZ, spoken] Do you mind? [MARIANNE, spoken] "PRADA" calling? Sweetheart, you told me you're anti-fashion! [FRITZ, spoken] Anti-fascist Anti-fascist [RAFFAEL] Did you know th5re's an extremist group of L5fties in Moranda Who call themselveswould you believe it?PRADA [FRITZ, spoken, sotto voce into phone] Apocalypse here [RAFFAEL, spoken] They communicate only in code [FRITZ, spoken, sotto voce into phone] Yes, Inferno [RAFFAEL, spoken] Their leader is known only as "Inferno" [MARIANNE, spoken] And they're named after a shoe? [RAFFAEL, spoken] No, PRADA stands for "People's" [FRITZ, spoken, sotto voce into phone] Fifty million? [RAFFAEL, spoken] "Revolutionary" [FRITZ, spoken, sotto voce into phone] By tonight? [RAFFAEL, spoken] "Anti-Domination" [FRITZ, spoken, sotto voce into phone] Why? [LEO, spoken] "Assholes" [PAUL, spoken] "Assholes," really? [RAFFAEL, spoken] "Army" [FRITZ, spoken, sotto voce into phone] I know, I know, we can't delay the revolution... [MARIANNE, spoken] Are they dangerous? [LEO, spoken] You ever meet an asshole who wasn't? [PAUL, spoken] Hey, I'm an asshole [CLAUDIA, spoken] Yeah, but sweetie, you're not dangerous [FRITZ, spoken, sotto voce into phone] Well, I do know a few rich assholes But they're not gonna hand over fifty million [RAFFAEL, spoken, sotto voce to CLAUDIA] I have to have you Now [CLAUDIA, spoken] How do you want me? [RAFFAEL] The way I had you last Tuesday... [CLAUDIA, spoken] I love that way [RAFFAEL] I miss you every day [CLAUDIA] Say it, say it! [RAFFAEL] Every day [FRITZ, spoken, sotto voce into phone] Okay, okay, okay [RAFFAEL] In my heart In my mind In my bed [CLAUDIA, spoken] More [RAFFAEL] I miss the way you always give me Comfort, courage, head... [CLAUDIA, spoken] Bite me [RAFFAEL] Oh, Claudia I but murmur your name [RAFFAEL's cellphone rings.] [RAFFAEL, spoken] Excuse me [FRITZ, spoken, sotto voce into phone] I'll do my best, Inferno [RAFFAEL, spoken, sotto voce into phone] Hello, Abdul [FRITZ, spoken, into phone] Nada but PRADA! [To the others.] Anybody want to donate fifty million bucks for a noble cause? [LEO, spoken] What's the cause? [FRITZ, spoken] The coming revolution [MARIANNE, spoken] Oh, Fritzie, you are so cute! [LEO] What if it's the end of the world? Hey, folks Maybe it's the end of the world [FRITZ, spoken] Yeah, laugh [RAFFAEL] Maybe it's the end of the world Indeed [MARIANNE] In that case Buy this day for us, sweetheart Buy this perfect day [CLAUDIA, spoken] Agreed [CLAUDIA] End the world, okay But this day Let it stay! [PAUL] And as they say [CLAUDIA, spoken] Paul [PAUL] La vidida ay estada el tidada! Ol� La vidida ay estada el tidada! [CLAUDIA, spoken] He needs food [PAUL] La vidida ay estada el tidada! Right, Raffi? [RAFFAEL, spoken] Ordinarily, yes, life is a tit Today, however... [PAUL, spoken] What? [LEO, spoken] Yeah, "however" what? [RAFFAEL, spoken] That was Abdul [PAUL, spoken] Is it the diplomatic pouch? Did the Feds find the coke? [FRITZ, spoken] The coke? I love it [RAFFAEL, spoken] The pumpkins, yes [RAFFAEL] It seems the locusts have descended on the pumpkins [PAUL, spoken] Oh my God [RAFFAEL] We have to feed them lots of semolina [PAUL, spoken] Jesus Christ! [LEO] There's a ton of semolina in the silo So relax [RAFFAEL, spoken, offering cocaine from his pocket watch] The pumpkin itself, however, is perfect [CLAUDIA, spoken] Did he say locusts have descended on the pumpkins? What does that mean? [MARIANNE, spoken] It's poetry Almost And voil�, here's Bistro � La Mode! [LEO, spoken] Everybody out of the car! [FRITZ, spoken, into her phone] Hello, Inferno? That fifty mil is in the bag