Whiplash Will

Lyrics

Alot of people like cops & Robbers Short order cooks interns And Postal Service Old Maids & Hookers And Country Music Singers Saturday Night is working night If you're lucky Here's A wild 1 That likes to Spend his Saturday Night With the Wild Truckers Whiplash Will from Watsonville Has got A rubber spine Just so has it when he drives his Truck And Weeks of getting Hit from Behind He's A real good sport If you've got Your checkbook handy He'll settle out of court He says come on & hit me I dare you I dare you Just rearend me Bust me bend mе Don't let this neck brace scarе you Whiplash Will at the Bottom of the hill Has got no taillights on Sitting Double Parked And sitting in the dark Waiting for A Cadillac to come along Hey if you're driving A Rolse Or an 88 Olds But if you're driving A Volks You'll Say hey There folks You're dragging my game down Come on & hit me Come on come on I dare you Yeah just rearend me Bust me or bend me Don't let this neck brace scare you This twisted neck's Brought many checks This spine's been bought & Sold Yeah he's burrned the bridges Had paid & Paid His Lumbar made of Gold It's Whiplash Will When Whiplash Will Has to pay his Bills He remembers what His Daddy said Son A poor boy's Got to break his back If he thinks he's ever Going to get ahead Whiplash Will from Watsonville He don't work for long He's got A doctor & A lawyer And A tow truck driver Waiting at the trail Bone And he warns the rigs Of the highway pigs And he'll let them know On his CB Radio When the right 1s come along Hey come on & hit me Come on come on I dare you Yeah just rearend me Bust me bend me Don't let this neck brace Scare you Oh last year whip 10-40 good buddy On that Mercedes