Visit Me in Music City

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I was born at the Ryman Auditorium During the Martha White portion of the Grand Old Opry Roy Acuff cut off my umbilical Then tied me off with his yo-yo string It was easy growing up for me in Nashville Music City has always been good for me There's room for you and your cowboy boots We'll even give you a rhinestone suit You don't even have to sing on key Producers with computers Can fix it all in Nashville Tennessee [Chorus] So come and visit me in Music City We'll drink all night and write songs no one will sing In pickup bars the country stars play Japanese guitars Come and visit me in Nashville Tennessee [Verse 2] The hills are filled with naked hee-haw honeys Who all sing along in perfect harmony The world's greatest living guitar pickers Can deliver you a pizza or sell you weed Guitar string grow on shrubs and maple trees Guitar picks tumble out of gumball machines Record deals fly in and out like happy bumblebees The cops carry capos in case you wanna change your key In Nashville Tennessee [Chorus] So come and visit me in Music City We'll drink all night and write songs no one will sing In pickup bars the country stars play Japanese guitars Come and visit me in Nashville Tennessee