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SLASH WALKS IN WITH AN OVERWEIGHT MADONNA ORDERS 2 BUD LIGHT AND A CRANBERRY VODKA MAROLYN MONROE DANCES DIRTY WITH DARTH VADER JAMES DEAN HOLDS WITH A CHER IMPERSONATER ATLANTA GEORGIA-ATLANTA GEORGIA- ROCK AND ROLL HALLOWEEN ATLANTA GEORGIA-ATLANTA GEORGIA- ROCK AND ROLL HALLOWEEN DRINKIN WITH THE DIXIE CHICKS FROM NASHVILLE TENNESSEE THE FAT ONE IS FLIRTING WITH ME ED SIZZERHANDS GETS ANGRY – WHILE WRESTLIN' WITH THE CIGARETTE MACHINE BRIDGE I SAW THINGS THAT I – HOPE YOU NEVER – NEVER EVER HAVE TO SEE I SAW ELVIS – MAKE OUT WITH JESUS IN A YELLOW LIMOSINE HOOKER NURSE-HOOKER COP—PLEASE PLEASE DANCE WITH ME PREGNANT NUN – PREGNANT BRIDE – PREGNANT GUY HITTIN ON ME LONELY YOU – LONELY ME –DANCIN' DRUNK ON HALLOWEEN ATLANTA GEORGIA-ATLANTA GEORGIA- ATLANTA GEORGIA ATLANTA GEORGIA- ATLANTA GEORGIA – ROCK AND ROLL HALLOWEEN