Lyrics

I saw you at the Cheesecake Factory bar I said to myself "I want to know who you are" I couldn't get the courage up to say hi Yeah, I'm a player But I'm also shy Yeah, let me tell you about your boy, baby I'm 35, got a brand new haircut Cost me a hundred and fifty Put it on the credit card Pretty nifty I got some cash, too Check out these new shoes Born in '82 how 'bout you That was the 80s Maybe if you call me by my name, lady Maybe you can save me 'Cause It's survival of the species Where you at with that I want to put a baby in your bathtub Give you something to love bеsides yourself My strange littlе turtledove I saw you at the Cheesecake Factory bar I said to myself "I want to know who you are" I couldn't get the courage up to say hi Yeah, I'm a player But I'm also shy Yeah, yeah Look Yeah, yeah Look, I don't smoke weed But I will if you want me to Oh shit, I got some ketchup on my good shoes I recently got caught on the last season of Lupin How you doin' Where you shoes at Your feet look kinda nasty Don't worry, that ain't a deal breaker You got a scary looking friend Looks like she might have diabetes She got that criminal lip situation Look, if I was the judge I'd be on permanent vacation Where the ladies in the club at Let me hear ya holler As I get older, my dick seem to get smaller I got the dice in my hand and I'm rollin But my wrist start swollen I got anxiety-related disorder Check out this song that I wrote on my iPhone recorder It's a song about a lady reporter Maybe we can watch an episode of Law and Order But if you want to get into the deep end I'll put on an episode of Friends I saw you at the Cheesecake Factory bar I said to myself "I wanna know who you are" I couldn't get the courage up to say hi Yeah, I'm a player But I'm also shy (yeah) I saw you at the Cheesecake Factory bar I said to myself "I wanna know who you are" I couldn't get the courage up to say hi Yeah, I'm a player But I'm also shy Yeah Yeah