I Love Trash

Lyrics

[Intro, spoken: Oscar & Bob] Okay, okay I've waited long enough and now the time has come Oscar, what are you doing anyway? What does it look like I'm doing, Bob? Well, it looks like you're, you know making a mess or something I'm getting ready to sing my song, so I'm throwing all my trash onto the sidewalk. Isn't it beautiful? Well, I wouldn't say it's exactly beautiful, Oscar Well, I would, just look at it all What a beautiful junky mess of rotten, rusty, mangy, musty, crummy, beautiful trash [Chorus] Oh, I love trash Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash [Verse 1] If you really want to see something trashy look at this I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn It's all full of holes and the laces are torn A gift from my mother the day I was born I love it because it's trash [Chorus] Oh, I love trash Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash [Verse 2] Here's some more rotten stuff I have here some newspaper thirteen months old I wrapped fish inside it, it's smelly and old But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot of gold I love it because it's trash [Chorus] Yes, I love trash Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash [Verse 3] Now look at this restless junk I've a clock that won't work and an old telephone A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone And I am delighted to call them my own I love them because they're trash [Chorus] Oh, I love trash Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love, I love, I love trash