Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Oh, now, arrested on charges of unemployment He was sittin' in the witness stand The judge's wife called the district attorney And said "Free that brown-eyed handsome man If you want your job free that brown-eyed man" [Verse 2] Flyin' across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walkin' 'cross the sand She been walkin' 30 miles en route to Bombay To meet a brown-eyed handsome man Brown-eyed handsome man [Verse 3] Way back in history, 3000 years Ever since the world began There's been a whole lotta good looking women sheddin' tears Over brown-eyed handsome men Brown-eyed handsome men [Verse 4] Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer friend Her mother told her, "Darling, go out and find Yourself a brown-eyed handsome man That's what your daddy was, a brown-eyed handsome man" [Verse 5] Well, Marlo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand She lost one of her arms in a wrestling match Over a brown-eyed handsome man Over a brown-eyed handsome man [Verse 6] Well, with a two-three count and nobody on He hit a high fly into the stands Roundin' third, he was headed for home It was a brown-eyed handsome man That won the game, it was a brown-eyed handsome man [Outro] A brown-eyed handsome man Oh, a brown-eyed handsome man A brown-eyed handsome man I said, a brown-eyed handsome man I said, a brown-eyed handsome man I said, a brown-eyed handsome man