Colin Zeal

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker He's an affable man with a plausible plan Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand And then he [Pre-Chorus] Looks at his watch He's on time yet again Looks at his watch He's on time yet again [Chorus] He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha [Verse 2] While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor Colin's the modern retard with a love of bombast Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwell on the past And then he [Pre-Chorus] Looks at his watch He's on time yet again Looks at his watch He's on time yet again He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha [Interlude] And then he [Instrumental Break] [Pre-Chorus] Looks at his watch He's on time yet again Looks at his watch He's on time yet again [Chorus] He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha [Outro] Well, he's a modern retard, he's terminal lard He's an affable man with a carotene tan 'Cause Colin Zeal's ill, Colin Zeal's ill, Colin Zeal's ill He's Colin Zeal and he knows