Whale Watching ( Script)

Lyrics

Ohh, man. I don't ever want to leave this couch. Where are the kids? They're on the phone to Muffin. Oh, happy New Year's. Yeah! I do not have the energy for games today. BLUEY: This way, customer. Oh, man. This will be the most amazing trip you've ever been on. Or I get my money back. On you get! Watch your step! Ohh! Hey! Ow! What's going on?! Oh, yeah, Dad, can you be our boat? Oh, can't your mum do it? Hey! YOU'RE already on the floor! Sorry, I haven't got it in me today. Are you sick? Uh... No. Just, um...uh... Sleepy. Yeah, sleepy. We went to bed a bit late last night. Because you went to the New Near's party at Muffin's. She saw you dancing on her barbecue table. What?! Why wasn't she asleep! She woke up when Uncle Stripe yelled, "Cannonball!" and jumped into the pool. Ha. Classic Stripe. Please can you be our boat! Ohh. Chilli? You make a much better boat than me. Argh, fine. ONE boat game, then you kids play by yourselves. BLUEY AND BINGO: Hooray! Enjoy! Oh, and, Mum, you're going to be the whale. What?! (LAUGHS) This episode of Bluey is called Whale Watching. Wait, you have to pay me money for a ticket. Oh, yes. Here you go. Thank you! Here's your ticket. Ooh! Now, if you aren't happy with your whale-watching trip, I'll give you your money back. Lovely. But that won't happen. This will be the best whale-watching tour you've ever been on. I don't know about that, kid. All aboard! Oh, Bluey, that's too loud. (CHUCKLES) Off we go! Yay! It's a lovely day to go boat riding. The sea is nice and calm. Yeah, it's smooth sailing today. Oh, no! We've h*t rough seas! What? Hold on, customer! Here comes a big wave! Argh! Dad, we h*t rough seas. No, we h*t smooth seas. And, oh, look - we're at the whales! Uh... No, you're not. The whales are ages away. And point of fact - the boat doesn't decide about rough seas. The boat DRIVER does. Yeah! Uh... Point of fact - whales can't talk. Second point of fact - today there are no rough seas. Well, I'm going to find some rough seas. Argh! The tail sail! Here we are - rough seas. BOTH: Argh! Nope. Well, I'm just going to sail around till I find them! Ohh! OK, fine. Hold on to your breakfast. Here we go. Hold on, customer! Whoa! (SQUEALS) We are sorry, customer, we have seemed to accidently wandered into some rough seas. Accidentally?! Argh! (GIGGLES) Please don't go to the lavatory before the storm is over. Hup! Storm's over. And look - we're at the whales. Watch out! Snappy turtles! Oh, Yeah! Snappy turtles! Oh, for... Alright. Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap! Ow! Hey! Oh, snap! (SQUEALS) Argh! (GROANS) (GIGGLES) Phew! And now we're at the... Tidal wave! Oh, man. BLUEY AND BINGO: Agh! Ohh! Boosh! Ohh. Man. Are you OK, customer? Yes, I'm fine. You don't want your money back? No, this is fun! But are we almost at the whales? BLUEY AND DAD: Yes! No. Look over there! (GASPS) A whale! (MOANS) Weak! The whale isn't doing much. Yeah, come on, Whaley. Ohh. Alright. (MOANS) Ooh-ooh-ooh. The old girl's not very lively today. Maybe let's try feeding it. Oh, yeah. That might help, actually. What do whales eat? Something very healthy and green. Usually, but today this one wants corn chips. Oh, OK. I'll be right back. Ooh, and some sour cream. You got it! Good move. (CRUNCHES) Mmm! Wow. Whales eat a lot. They can eat up to five bags a day. These...are very bad for you. OK, kids? Only whales... (POPS DRINK CAN) ..should eat these. (GLUGS) Ohh! So good. OK, here we go. The whale's been fed now. Get your camera ready, passenger. You're going to see the whale jump. Jump?! Oh, man. Whoo... (GRUNTS) Ohh. Don't whales usually jump OUT of the water? Yeah, that's not gonna happen today. BLUEY AND BINGO: Oh, what?! Yeah, what?! Sorry! So, this boat's gone through a huge storm, braved rough seas, a tidal wave AND snappy turtles to see a whale who lies there eating corn chips?! It would seem so. Well, I guess we'll sail back home now. Ohh. Oh, kids, look, um... ..how about I put a show about whales on the TV? BLUEY AND BINGO: Yeah! TV! It's got to be done. Oh, no argument here. Um... OK, customer, I'm sorry the whale trip was no good. Here's your money back. Thanks! We're going to watch TV now. What? On me? NARRATOR: Whales travel extremely long distances into warm waters to have their babies. Aww, so cute! They stay with them all the way back to the colder waters. Gee. Those whales sure are good mums. You can't help but admire that motherly bond. Dad, we can't hear the TV. There's nothing a whale mum wouldn't do for her children. (SPLASHES) (SPLASHES) Ooh! That whale's more jumpy than the one WE saw. They teach their young how to... BOTH: Huh? (MOANS SLOWLY) BLUEY AND BINGO: Whoa! Ooh-ohh-ooh... Argh! (BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE) The whale landed on the boat! Abandon ship! This way, customer. (CHUCKLES) That was amazing! Here's my money back! Oh, are you sure? We'll have to live on this desert island. Oh, wow! OK! Wait, you're going to live there all by yourselves? Yeah! So, you don't need the whale or the boat anymore? No, I've had enough whales and boats, thank you. Ooh, a coconut. (GIGGLES) Ahh! Smooth seas. Ooh!