Verandah Santa ( Script)

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No, no, I love my custard cold. Really? It's like goop! Unh, unh, unh, unh! No peeking at those presents! Why not? Because Santa doesn't give presents to naughty kids. How does Santa get in? There's no chimney. Maybe he uses the verandah. Oh, yeah! Let's play Verandah Santa! Yeah! -Come on, Dad! Oh! Ohhh! Ah! Muffin, quick, you have to say "Sorry." Santa's watching! He knows if you've been naughty or nice. You won't get any presents! Yaaa! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! No worries, Muffin. I accept your "Sorry." Phew! Come on! -Ooof! -Aah! -Bluey! -Sorry! This episode of Bluey is called Verandah Santa. Okay, Dad, you be Verandah Santa first. Okay. -Time for bed, kids! It's Christmas in the morning! Hooray! Christmas! And that means Verandah Santa's coming tonight! Hooray! Now, he only gives presents to nice kids who are fast asleep. Night, Dad! So, no peeking, or no presents. Ho, ho, ho! Oh! Was that a peek? No, no! I'm still asleep. It wasn't a peek! It better not have been! Ho, ho, and ho. Wake up, kids! It's Christmas! Hooray! See if Verandah Santa left you anything! I got a snow globe. I got shaving cream. I got a pencil case. -Hey, that's my pencil case! -Hey! Dad! Bingo, no snatching, thanks. But it's mine! It's just Bluey's for the game. She'll give it back after. Okay. I'm sorry, Bluey. Well done, Bingo. I don't want it. Dad, I said "Sorry," but she isn't taking the pencil case. Are you gonna accept her "Sorry," Bluey? No. Why should I? Because Santa won't bring you any presents. Santa likes children who accept "Sorries." Okay, fine! Oh. That was easy. Okay. Someone else's turn to be Verandah Santa! Get off! Oh, yeah! Get off! Night-night, kids. No peeking, or no presents. We won't! -Ho, ho, ho! Huh? What? Naughty children! You peeked at Santa! We didn't mean to! You woke us up! No presents for you! What?! What a stitch-up! I'm gonna throw these in the bin! No! We're sorry, Santa. We're so... so, so sorry. Please, will you accept our "Sorry"? Hmm. Yes, I will. Yeah! Yeah! Hooray! Thanks, Verandah Santa! Boy, I sure am a very nice child! Huh? If I were a real Santa, I'd give me lots of presents. I'm not sure that's how it works. -My turn! Ooh! You can be my helper, Socks. Ruff, ruff, ruff! Night-night, children. No waking up! Yes, Mum! Ho, ho, ho. Ah. My teddy bear! Let go, you cheeky child! Oh, my teddy bear. Oh, my teddy bear! Ow! Socks! Dad, Socks bit me! Socks, listen, we don't bite people, okay? That's not nice. It wasn't even an accident! It was on purpose for no reason! Well, look, I've told her off, Bluey. But she's not even saying "Sorry"! She's only 1. She doesn't know any better yet. We have to teach her. Look, let's just keep playing, okay. Hmph! Fine! -Okay. Who wants to be Verandah Santa? Me. Strap yourselves in, kids. Ho! Pillow! -Aaah! -Where's my pillow? Ho... Where's my blanket? ...ho... ...ho... No. Christmas! Hooray! Ruff! Look under your pillows to see if Verandah Santa brought you anything. Underpants! One of these! Baked beans! What's under your pillow, Socks? Ruff! Oh, I guess Verandah Santa doesn't give presents to kids who bite people. Bluey! She bit me! Whee! Bluey, I think you should say "Sorry" to Socks. I didn't do anything wrong! I was teaching her that Santa doesn't give you presents if you're not nice. -Bluey, don't worry about whether Santa's gonna bring you presents or not, okay? Why? 'Cause it's not the reason to be nice to people. Well, then, what's the reason? Come with us. Oh. That's the reason. Imagine if Socks did to you what you did to her. Hi, Socks. I'm sorry I didn't give you any presents. I was mad at you 'cause you bit me and you didn't say "Sorry." Okay, night, kids! That's enough sinister plotting. Night-night! Ho, ho -- Whoa, no! Get him! Verandah Santa's just trying to do his job! You naughty kids!