The Claw ( Script)

Lyrics

Bingo, look at this. Look! Chocolate Doodads! This episode of Bluey is called The Claw. Ahhh! Hey, fun size! Wuff, wuff, wuff! Use your words, Bingo! Can we have a coin for the claw thing? Can we have a coin for the claw thing -- p--pl--pl--plea-- plea--plea--plea-- Please! There ya go! Thank you, Dad. You're welcome. I got one. Put it in! Look, it's moving! Push the flashy button! -Okay. What?! Hmph. Silly claw machine. It wouldn't be exciting if you won every time. Yes, it would. -Ughh! I know how to cheer you up. Go get some stuffed toys and a chopstick. Okay. Come on, Greydancer. Okay, give 'еm here. Dee-do-do! Pleasе insert your coin to win fabulous prizes. You have to say, "Cha-ching!" Cha-ching! Do-dee-do! Boop. Yeah! Congratulations! -Enough toys for all! -Yee! You wanna play again, Bluey? Uh, no thanks. It's not the same. That's not how you do it. Hey! Oh, here we go. Strap yourselves in, kids. Ding-da-da-ding-ding-ding! Brrt-brrt-brrt! Insert coin for awesome prizes. Cha-ching! This machine doesn't take imaginary coins. Go and get a job and earn real ones. Mum, can we have some real coins? -Zzzzt! -Aaaah! -I said go and get a job. Well... if you kids make Mum and Dad's bed, I'll give you 20 cents. Ooh! Come on, Bingo! I'm watching you, Magic Claw. Here you go. One coin. Cha-ching! Ding-da-da-ding- ding-ding! -You have one turn. Best of luck. Ooh, I want Greydancer. Yeah. -Bzzzt! -Ooh! -Bzzzt! -Ee! Okay. Beep! Bzzzt! Yeah! Yeah! Yes! Yeah, Bingo! Hooray! What? No! You lose! You lose! You lose! Greydancer! Magic Claw! Insert more coins! Come on, Bingo! Let's do more jobs. This is great. They're learning a lesson, and we get the house cleaned. Neither of those things are happening. -Okay. - Boop, boop! Let's do this. Cha-ching! Boop! Ding, ding, ding, ding. You lose! Dad! This isn't fair! I am not Dad. I am Magic Claw. Magic Claw has no children. His days are free and easy. Ohh! Greydancer's getting lonely without me. I tried to get her, Bingo, but this Magic Claw is too hard. -Ooh. Ooh. Now! Push the button! Boop! Congratulations. You are a winner. -Yes! -Yeah! You did it! Oh, Greydancer, I missed you. Again! Okay, let's play something different now. Oh, what's this? Some sort of bonus prize. -Ooh! -Ooh! What does it say on it? It says... "two bottomless bowls of ice cream for the holder." You spelled "holder" wrong. Bottomless. What's that mean? It means if you get that block, you get as much ice cream as you want after dinner tonight. -Whoo! -Whoo! Ice cream! But don't get excited, 'cause I know your Dad. I am not Dad. We need more coins! Ohh! Not more chores. Magic Claw will give you one coin for that dolphin toy. Okay. Greydancer! Bluey! Please, Bingo. After I win the ice cream bottom block, I'll win Greydancer back, too. Yeah? Yeah? Uh, okay. Da-ding-ding! Nice doing business with you. Cha-ching! Boop! I got it! -Bring it up! Apologies, valued customer. The block is too heavy for Claw to lift. Better luck next time. What?! Oh, no! Greydancer's stuck forever. You see, kids, the lesson is -- Tickle him! -Aah! Stop, canines! Do not tickle Magic Claw! Yaaaa! That's a girl, Bingo! Stick it to the man! I've got it! Greydancer! Come on, Bingo! Bzz! Machine uprising! Ow! Get him, Greydancer! Ooh! Oh! Ah! Ooh! Yeah! More ice cream, please! Okay. So, did we learn anything today? -No. -Nope. Yes. These kids are awesome.