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The episode opens in the playroom. Bluey and Bingo have set up two stools with cups of markers, and a chair in front of the fabric-roofed play house. Bingo hums as she puts more markers in a cup. Bluey hangs a sheet of paper with numbered drawings on it. Bandit walks into the play room. Bandit: "Oh, hello! Is this the tattoo shop?" Bluey, Bingo: "Yes!" Bandit: "Awesome. Well, I wanna tattoo, y'know? Wanna get some ink done. Something that makes me look really tough and manly. Can you do that?" Bingo: (simultaneously) "Oh, yes." Bluey: (simultaneously) "Sure." Bingo: "Take a seat." Bluey and Bingo gigglе as Bandit sits down backwards in the chair. Bandit: "Let's do it on my back. That's a tough place for a tat, isn't it?" Bingo: (simultanеously) "Sure." Bluey: (simultaneously) "Yeah, it is." Bluey and Bingo grab markers and start drawing on Bandit's back. Bandit: "I'll let you choose what the tat is, but just remember, make it something really bad, you know? Okay? You understand?" Bingo swaps markers. Bandit: "Like maybe a skull with a dagger in it, and the dagger's on fire, and the skull's like going 'Yeaaaah, love it!'" Bluey and Bingo both change markers. Bandit: "Or a cobra, riding a motorbike, and the motorbike's on fire, like, things on fire is good!" Bluey: "Got it." Bandit: "The important thing is, people look at this tat, and they're like 'Woooow, that guy's tough. He doesn't look at all like an accountant.'" Bluey changes markers again. Bandit: "'It looks like he might be a commando.'" Bingo changes markers. Bandit winces. Bandit: "Ooh! Ah! Hurts, doesn't it? Ow! Are you almost finished?" Bluey and Bingo step back. Bluey: "Yep. Finished." Bandit: "Ah. Thank goodness. So, super tough and manly, right?" Bluey: "Oh, yes." Bluey and Bingo giggle. Bandit stands up and turns around. His back is covered with a huge drawing of a unicorn head, surrounded by a rainbow and clouds; decorated with stars, flowers, hearts, and cat doodles." Bandit: "I'll just have a look." Bandit turns and walks away. Bluey, Bingo: "Bye." They turn to each other and smile. Bandit: (offscreen) "What?!" Bluey and Bingo squeal. Bingo grabs a stool and cup of markers, Bluey grabs her tattoo reference sheet. They run off. A moment later, Bandit runs after them. Bandit: (feigning anger) "Come here! Ahaha!"