Stumpfest ( Script)

Lyrics

♪ Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack ♪ All dressed in black... ♪ Stumpfest! Yeah, Stumpfest. Whoo! What's going on? Stumpfest! This episode of Bluey is called Stumpfest. What's Stumpfest?! Well, we're gonna rip up this stump and then...that stump! Oooh! Put on some tunes, you kids'll play. And the ladies watch us get all sweaty. Right, ladies? You got it, Lucky's Dad! Yay! Whoo! Yeah! Now, let's kick this off. Aaaagh! What do we play? Ooh, I know. Let's set up a nail salon on this stump. Yay! Dad? We're just gonna use this stump for our nail salon. That's fine, Bluey, but you've got until we've finished with this stump, OK? OK! 'Cause then, we're gonna come and do that one. Yep. So, you understand that eventually, we're gonna come and rip up that stump? Yes, I got it. 'Cause it's Stumpfest, and that's a stump. Got it. Stumpfest. OK, let's start the nail bar. Hooray! Whoar! Yah! Oh, great finish. Thanks, ladies. I told you this place was great. Come back soon. We need more customers. Dad? Can you be our customer? Nah, stump. Oh, you've almost got it. You've almost got it! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! How'd you like that? Whoo! Yes! Take that, stump! We'll just do your toenails. OK. So, been up to much? No. Oh, that's very interesting. Hi. Ooh, hello! Are you here to have your nails done? Well, no. We're not here to have our nails done. We're here for that stump. As I'm sure you are aware. Excuse me? It's the first I've heard about all this. You guys need to move the beauty parlour so we can rip up that stump. It's not a beauty parlour. It's a nail salon. And it's our nail salon! Yeah! Bluey, I was pretty clear. You could use this stump for your nail bar for as long as it took us to rip up that stump. I don't remember agreeing to that. Well, I do. Now, come on. Vamoose! No! Get out of the way! Everyone, link arms! Now... Save our stump! Save our stump! Out of the way, kids. Save our stump! Save our stump! Chilli! Oh, leave them alone! What?! They're just trying to run a small business! Go and destroy the planet somewhere else. Destroy the planet? It's a stump. Oh, leave that poor stump alone. You're the one who wanted it gone. Oh, yeah, that's true. I want to put in a fish pond. Oh! Boo! Save our stump. Save our stump! Save our stump! OK, the optics on this aren't good. Save our stump! We can take 'em. Nuh, nuh. Back up, fellas. Back up. Kids, let's calm this down. Is there anything we can do to settle this? Hmm, one second. What do you reckon? Be our customers. OK. We'll let you have the stump if you'll be our customers. You mean, you'll do our nails? Fingers and toes. And face make-up. Oh, man, the boys aren't gonna like this. Oh, man. What?! No way! I don't want my nails done. This is the best we're gonna get. OK, fingers and toes, but no face make-up. One face make-up. Ugh! OK, deal. But no unicorns. Oh, delightful! Hold still, Daddy! Ooh, this will do wonders for your skin. Don't forget the eyeliner! Ooh, yeah! Looking good, Bandit. Just...don't, OK? Finished! Alright, let's get this stump! Yeah! No, wait. Not yet! Bluey! I've changed my mind. I want to keep playing nail salon. We had a deal. Come on, Bluey. You did make a promise. Ohh... Why do they have to disturb our game? Well, Dad did warn you. But we were playing. You shouldn't interrupt people when they're playing. I agree. Which is why I stopped you from disturbing them. What?! But they're not playing. Yeah, they are. They're not. They're ripping up stumps. That's not playing. Are you sure? I'm sure. I'm suring my little head off. Alright, just watch them for a bit. Come on. Hey, just try and h*t me. I wanna show you something. Alright. Nup. Nah, not like that. That's how I h*t. Like this. Ohh! What are you doing? Oh, sorry, my instincts took over. Oh, they ARE playing. See? It just looks a bit different for grown-ups. They weren't disturbing our stump game. We were disturbing theirs. Yahh! Get them! Come on, Bluey. Let's save our nail salon. Actually, um... I have another game we can play. Don't worry, Bandit. I know what you're going through. Any time you wanna help. Oh, yep, yep, righto. Yeah! Yeah! Stumpfest! Whoo! You like that, Trixie? Phew. Sure makes you thirsty! Home delivery lemonade. Oh, yeah! Good on ya, kids! Here you go. 50 cents. Just pay her. 50 cents? Thanks, Bluey. This is just what I need. Oh, yes, you've all been working so hard. To Stumpfest. Whoo-hoo! Eeeh!