Sheepdog ( Script)

Lyrics

Knock, knock. Bluey, that's a bit loud, honey. Sorry! Knock, knock! Oh, who's there, hun? Potato! Bluey, too loud. Potato who? Potato drives a car to the potato shop and buys a potato. That's a good one, Bingo. Bluey! Sorry! Knock, knock. - Hey, kids, I'm back from my haircut! - Dad! Right, dinner's in the slow cooker, and they've had afternoon tea. I need minutes when no-one comes near me. What? Oh, yep. OK. Come on, kids. Daddy-daughter time. Hooray! And you've got a mullet! She said they were back in. Is Mum OK? Yep. Did we do something wrong? And what's a 'mullet'? No, you didn't. And it's a type of haircut that cool people are starting to get again. Does she wish she never had us? No, Bluey, of course not. She just needs minutes. Ha! Nice mullet, Bandit! I'm just going to see if she's OK. Whoa, hey, hey, no, don't do that. Stay here. You can, um... watch me do the cancan. Da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da... ...da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da, da, hey! I'm going to see Mum. No, no, no, wait. Isn't there some sort of game that you always wanna play that I can't stand? Yes. Right! Well, let's play that! What? For real life? Oh, hang on. What is it again? Sheepdog! Agh, that's right. This episode of Bluey is called Sheepdog. Come on, sheepdog, come on! B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! Have some grass, sheep dog. Chomp, chomp, chomp. No, you have to eat it for real life. Bleugh! B-aa-aa! Aww, look at your big, fluffy coat. Ooh, let's put a ribbon in his hair. Ooh, yeah. Where are the ribbons? I don't know. I'll ask Mum! B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! Out of the way, sheepy! B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! Mum?! B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! Mum?! Mum! Where are you?! Bluey! Help! B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! What's going on? He went on and now he can't get off. Sheeps don't go on trampolines. Here, sheepy, sheepy! I've got some nice grass for you! It doesn't like grass! Well, how are we gonna get him off? Ooh, someone's at the door! Don't worry, Mum will get it. B-aa-aa! Hey! Sheeps can't walk! Hi! How would you like to save $ a year on your energy bill? B-aa-aa! Excuse me? B-aa-aa! Uh... Is there someone else I could talk to? I'll go get my mum! B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! Agh! Let go! Ribbon! B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! Uh... I'll come back another time. I know what you're doing - you don't want me to see Mum! Well, it's not gonna work! There! B-aa-aa! Where are you going now, sheepy?! Mum? Are you in there? Yes, Bluey, I'm in here. I'm sorry for whatever I did to upset you. You didn't do anything to upset me, sweetheart. Then why don't you want to see us? I do want to see you, but it can be hard work looking after kids. Sometimes mums just need minutes. I don't understand. You will one day, sweetheart. Agh! No, sheepy, no! B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! What is THAT about? Well, Dad's trying to stop me from bothering you. Oh. I see. But it won't work. Agh! What's going on?! Wendy! Go, go, go! B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! Stop that! Shoo! Shoo! You naughty sheep! Agh! Sheepy, no! Oh! B-aa-aa! Drop it! Drop it. B-aa-aa! Drop it! You are a very cheeky sheep. I'm sorry, Wendy. He doesn't listen to what anyone says. B-aa-aa! That's it, I'm getting Chilli. B-aa-aa! - B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! - Sheepy, no! Chilli?! B-aa-aa! Ooh! Oh, dear. That... will not happen twice. Baa. B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa! Chilli! B-aa-aa! Stop! Stop! He doesn't want you to yell to Mum. Why not?! Because Mum says, "I just need minutes" "when no-one says anything to me." Then she went to her bedroom and closed the door. Oh! I see. And this sheep has been making sure no-one bothers her? B-aa-aa! I think she wishes she didn't have children. That is not true, my love. Why don't you kids go upstairs and play with Judo? I'll look after your sheep for you. For real life?! Are you sure? Yes. I know a bit about sheep. My grandad was a shearer, you know? What's shearer? A shearer is someone who gives sheep haircuts. Which is good timing. B-aa-aa. Thanks, Wendy. B-aa-aa. Oh. Yeah. Don't worry, sheepy, we still love you. It's just... it's hard work looking after you. They just need minutes. Yeah. Bye! B-aa-aa. I'll get the clippers! B-aa-aa! Ahh! Hello? Hello?! Hi, Mum! Oh! Hi, girls! Did you have a good minutes? I did, thanks! Me too! Where's your dad? - B-aa-aa! - Oh, pipe down, you big sook! B-aa-aa! Um... Hi, Wendy! Oh! Hi, Chilli! How are you feeling, darl'? I'm... good, thanks. Oh, that's the sh*t. Sit still! B-aa-aa! Um... Is everything OK? B-aa-aa! Yep, all good here! Just sorting out this mullet. B-aa-aa. Oh! Thanks! You go relax. I'll pop him over the fence when he's done. Um... OK! - Thanks, Wendy! - See ya, Mum! B-aa-aa! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. B-aa-aa! B-aa-aa!