Pass The Parcel ( Script)

Lyrics

Are you ready for pass-the-parcel, kids? ALL: Yeah! I love pass-the-parcel! Me too! (PUP GIGGLES) (GRUNTS) (PUPS LAUGH) Oh, no! Uh... Pat, would you mind doing the music? Yeah. Too easy, Sheila. Ready, kids? I'll just close my eyes. Uh... Pat, no. You have to stop on each kid once. What? Why? So everyone gets a prize. But how can EVERYONE get a prize? There's just one in the middle. No, there's a prize in each layer. What?! So no-one misses out. Eh, Bandit, are you hearing this? Yeah. Where have you been, mate? Start the music, Dad! Look, when I was a kid, there was only one... ALL: Start the music! OK! OK! I'll start! But this is NOT how you play pass-the-parcel. This episode of Bluey is called Pass The Parcel. (MUSIC PLAYS) OK, and stop! Hooray! It's me! Ooh! It's a bracelet! Ah, this is just wrong. (MUSIC RESUMES) It stopped on me! Lollipop! PUPS: Yay! OK, Leila this time. (MUSIC RESUMES) Stop! Ah! Ah! Good one, Pat. (GASPS) You got a bracelet too! Hey, Missy, have you had a go yet? (MUSIC RESUMES) No. OK, and stop! (MUSIC CONTINUES) I said stop! Argh, these touch screens! Stop! Me again! Oh, no. That was supposed to be hers. Here, give it here. But it stopped on me, Lucky's Dad. Oh, man, I'm not cut out for this. (BOTH SQUEAL) Balloons are blown up, Janelle! Thanks. I'm almost there with pass-the-parcel. Oh, good-o. Oh, hang on. Are you putting a present every layer? Yeah, of course. No way! I want to play it the proper way. None of this present-every-layer business. Put one big present in the middle. Winner gets that. Well, what about everyone else? They have to suck it up. That's not how it's done anymore, Pat. I'm putting my foot down, Janelle. We're raising a nation of squibs. Fine! But YOU'RE handling it! No worries. You watch. This will blow their minds. (INDISTINCT CHATTER) Ready for pass-the-parcel? PUPS: Yeah! We're gonna mix this up a bit, kids. You're gonna love it. Go! (MUSIC PLAYS) See now? I'm not looking. I'm just going to push this button at any time. (SQUEALS) PUPS: Yay, Bingo! I can't find the present. Uh... Yep, that's right. Check under your legs. Lucky's Dad, where's the present? Uh... Now, you see? There isn't one. There's just one big present in the middle. BOTH: What? Yeah, what? We're playing it the proper way. OK, let's go. Keep passing. (MUSIC RESUMES) So, I don't get a present? No, 'cause, just like in real life, you... Argh! Oh, boy. Uh... She'll be right. Come on, just keep passing. (MUSIC CONTINUES) (MUSIC STOPS) Mummy! Wah! (MUSIC RESUMES) And stop! Wah! This is how you're supposed to play it! This isn't the '80s, Pat! Uh... Janelle? Don't look at me, mate. (PUPS HOWL) Oh, man! Lucky's Dad, do I not win anything? Oh! It's OK. You won five bucks. Here. And so did you. Everyone wins five bucks. Wait, who can break a 20? Actually, look - take one of these. (SCREAMS) No! Dad! They're MY presents! Give it back, Dad! You've got plenty. You can give a few away! Oh, yeah! Well, that was fun, wasn't it? Yes. Except for pass-the-parcel. I don't like Lucky's Dad's rules. Yeah. It's hard when you don't win. Yes, it is. Maybe next time. OK, that's kid number five... Mum, where's my... Argh! Out! Out! Why? I'm wrapping pass-the-parcel for your birthday tomorrow. Oh, can you do it Lucky's Dad's way? With only one present in the middle? Yeah, but as good as THIS one. Honey, that was a bit of a disaster. No, it was awesome. Please?! Time for pass-the-parcel! (SPITS) BOTH: Hooray! OK, kids...and parents, Jasper has asked that we play pass-the-parcel by Lucky's Dad's rules. (ALL GROAN) They're not MY rules! BOTH: Oh, what?! So let's just do our best, OK? ALL: OK. Here we go. (MUSIC PLAYS) (MUSIC STOPS) Ooh, it's me! Ohh. Sorry, Bingo. (MUSIC RESUMES) Keep passing! (WHIMPERS) (MUSIC CONTINUES) (MUSIC STOPS) Ah, it's me! Ohh. Sorry, Leila. (MUSIC RESUMES) (MUSIC STOPS) Ohh! Oh, it's an aero-copter-botter! PUPS: Whoa! I was so close! Oh, Bingo! Dad! (SOBS) Maybe next time. Are you ready for pass-the-parcel?! PUPS: Yeah! We're doing Lucky's Dad's rules! BOTH: Hooray! Did they say 'hooray'? (MUSIC PLAYS) Please let me win this time! (MUSIC STOPS) (GASPS) (MUSIC RESUMES) (MUSIC STOPS) (MUSIC RESUMES) (MUSIC STOPS) It's me! Ah! Bingo! Look! A bubble sh**t! Wow! (LAUGHS) PUPS: Ooh! I love Lucky's Dad's rules! PUPS: Yay! What have you started? I'm sorry you didn't win pass-the-parcel, Bingo. It's OK. I don't mind. Really? Yeah. When Leila is happy, I'm happy. Oh, Bingo. Maybe next time. You know what, Bingo? I think you're getting quite good at losing. Bluey, how do you want to do pass-the-parcel tomorrow? Um... I'll let Bingo choose. Really? Thanks, Bluey. Which way do you want to play, Bingo? Hmm... OK, ready for pass-the-parcel? ALL: Yeah! I think it's only fitting to let Lucky's Dad do the honours. (CHEERING) Oh, righto! Good on youse. Which rules are we playing, Bluey? I left it up to Bingo to choose. Did you choose Lucky's Dad's rules? You'll see! Well, Bingo, whatever way is OK with me. What happened to raising a nation of squibs? Oh, look, let them have some fun. Let's get a bit rocking, eh?! (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) Oh, yeah, this is a good song! SONG: # Whoa, whoa... # PUPS: Lucky's Dad! Oh, yeah, sorry. (MUSIC STOPS) Nothing! ALL: Lucky's Dad's rules! Hooray! Yeah! (MUSIC RESUMES) # Whoa, whoa, whoa! # Yeah, oh, yeah! # (MUSIC PAUSES) Oh, Bingo. It's OK. Wait for it! (MUSIC RESUMES) Ah! (MUSIC STOPS) (GASPS) Birdie kite! ALL: Yeah! (CHEERING) # Yeah! Yeah! # Whoo! #