Library ( Script)

Lyrics

So that's why I'm going to write a letter to the Toilet Fairy. Well, that's the only way things'll change. Orange light, Dad. Whoop! Dad! You drove through an orange light! Uh, yeah, I did. Didn't you see it? Yeah, I saw it. But orange light means slow down and stop. Why didn't you slow down and stop? Ah, well, this was a special case. Oh. OK, Dad. Are you special? Well, a little. Am I special? Muffy, you're the most special kid in the whole world. Ooh! Interesting. MUFFIN: Open the door! OK, OK, coming. Hello. Hi, Muffin. Ooh, wipe your feet on the towel, honey. It's a bit... I don't have to, Aunt Chilli. I'm special. OK. Hey, Chilli Dog. Stripe. Bit muddy out there. This episode of Bluey is called Library. Hi, Bluey. Hi, Bingo. BOTH: Hi, Muffin. What are you playing? We're playing Library. I'm the library lady. This is my desk. I've got a stamp... and a computer. And this is the book dooter, where you get your books out. And this is where you return those books. Oh. This is a sign to say, "No talking loud." Uh, that's it. Oh, wait. These are the books. (LOUDLY) Wow! Shh! Can I play? Sure, let's get you a library card. OK! Shh! I'll just take your picture. Look into this and smile. Click! Excellent. Just waiting for it to be ready. There you go. I want a pink one! Shh! (WHISPERS) Library cards are orange. But I want a pink one! OK, I'll do a pink one. Feel free to choose some books. Just remember to keep quiet. OK! Ooh. (SHOUTS) Books! BIKE: Cat Squad is here! Cat Squad is here! Cat Squad! Muffin, shush! Fear not, we are here for your purr-tection. Miaow! Muffin! Brum! You can't ride the Cat Squad bike in the library. Yes, I can! (HONKS HORN) Stop it! Cut it out! (TURNS OFF BIKE) Hey! I'm sorry, library customer. Here's your library card, Muffin. Ooh, pink. Yes, it's pink. Now, you can borrow any books you want. Ooh! I want pop-up book! Argh! No! Muffin! You can't have that one. But, you know... Dad! Yes, Muffy? Bluey isn't letting me play Library. Oh. Bluey! Yes, Mum? Can you include Muffin in your game, please? We are, but she's not playing properly. Well, everyone has their own way of playing, Bluey. Just let Muffin play how she wants, OK, honey? OK. Here you go. Hooray! Rarr! Doot! So, Muffin... Doot! ..to borrow books, doot the corner like that. OK. The library rules are... ..you can doot three books out at a time. Argh! Rah! Rah! Uh, Muffin, that's too many books. Rah! I can play however I want. Da-da-da, da-da-da. Oh, yes, I forgot. OK, children, welcome to Toddler Time. (QUIETLY) Yay. Now, there aren't any books left because Muffin has borrowed them all. (SHOUTS) Zebras are stripy! But I did find this one in Dad's office, but it doesn't have any pictures. (DISAPPOINTED) Oh! "Once upon a time, there was some words..." (PUSHES MIAOW BUTTON ON BOOK REPEATEDLY) Cat! "And then there was some more words." (PUSHES TRUMPET BUTTON ON BOOK) Elephant! Shh! Lion hungry! (PUSHES ROAR BUTTON) Ah! Poppy! (SIGHS) I'm sorry, children, but she's allowed to do that. Attention, library customers, your books are due back now. Please put them in the book mouth thing. Thank you! You too, Muffin. No, I'm keeping them. You can't keep library books, Muffin. If you don't return them, other people can't borrow them. Everyone else has to return them, but I get to keep them. Why do you get to keep them? 'Cause I am the most special kid in the world. (BOOK PLAYS THE ANTS GO MARCHING ONE BY ONE) That's it! You can be noisy, you can borrow all the books, you can even eat toddlers, but you have to return your books. Otherwise, you're not playing library properly. (BOOK PLAYS THE ANTS GO MARCHING ONE BY ONE) A couple weeks later and it's still there. What's up, g*ng? Muffin's not playing properly. Bluey, we spoke about this. Muffin can play how she wants. But we're playing Library and she won't return her books. She said she doesn't have to follow the library rules. Oh. Did she say why? She says 'cause she's the most special kid in the world. Oh. Oh, OK. I'll be right back. Hey, Muffy. (ANNOYED) Hey! You know how I said you're the most special kid in the world? Yes. Well...you're not. Oh. I mean, you are to me and your mum. We love you more than anything. But you're probably not special to everyone else. Oh, OK. So you have to follow the same rules as everyone, OK? OK, Dad. Thanks, kiddo. Bluey, guess what? What? I'm not special anymore. BLUEY AND BINGO: Hooray! Can we play library again? I promise I'll return my books. BOTH: Yeah! Ooh! Shh! The end. BINGO AND MUFFIN: Yay! (BOOK MAKES ANIMAL NOISES) You have a good time with the cousins, Muffy? Yeah, I did. Great. Can we play Library when we get home? Sounds good. Whoop, orange light. Better stop. Good one, Dad. Thanks, princess. ♪ Cat Squad! ♪ Cat Squad! ♪ Cat Squad!