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The episode opens in the living room. Bluey is laying on the rug, drawing with crayons. Chilli sits on the couch, reading a magazine. Bandit walks in from the kitchen. He clutches his belly. Bandit: "Oh, man. I'm starving. I need to eat something." Bluey giggles. Chilli rolls her eyes. Chilli: "Oh, no, Bandit." Bandit: "What? Am I not allowed to eat food if I'm hungry? What kind of a regime is this?" Chilli sighs. Chilli: "Carry on." Bandit: "I could go some chicken bucket. Oh, I don't wanna get in the car, though. Too much traffic. That'll take ages. I'm hungry NOW." Bandit glances at Bluey. Bandit: "I'm just gonna eat one of the kids." Bluey shrieks and takes off running. Bandit lunges after her, and tackles her to the ground after only a few steps. Bluey laughs and Bandit picks her up upside-down. They both pause as Chilli interjects. Chilli: "You know that kids don't agree with you." Bandit: "Ah, she'll be right. I'll have a peppermint tea after. Bandit pantomimes shaking salt on Bluey. Bandit: "Put a bit of salt on first..." Bandit pretends to eat Bluey. Bandit: "Chew, chew, chew. Swallow!" He holds Bluey against his stomach, still upside-down. Bandit: "Oh, man, that was good. Kids really fill you up." Bandit turns around and glares at Chilli. Bandit: "Was that so bad, Mum?" Chilli: "I'm just saying, the last time you ate a kid, you were up all night." Bandit: "It's all good." Bandit starts to walk, haltingly, over to the couch. Bandit: "Oh, hang on. Ugh. Oh, man." Bandit: (queasily) "Something's not sitting right." Bingo runs in, laughing. Chilli: "See?" Bingo: "Hi!" Bandit: "Oh, Bingo. I'm not feeling so good. It might have been something I ate." Chilli: "Might have been?" Bandit: "Oh, man. Gut's a crook." Bandit starts to lift Bluey up, pretending to vomit. Bluey and Bingo laugh. Bandit: (retching) "Rugh... rugh... BLAAAAUGH!" Bandit "vomits" up Bluey, dumping her on Bingo. Chilli pulls her feet up, out of the splatter zone. Bluey and Bingo squeal and laugh. Bandit coughs. Bandit: (queasily) "Oh, sorry Bingo. I didn't mean to chunder on you." Bingo: (laughing) "That's okay." Bandit: (retching) "Ugh. Ough." Chilli: "Are you finished?" Bandit wipes his mouth. Bandit: (brightly) "Yep!" Chilli: "Good. I hope you've learned your lesson." Bandit puts a hand on his stomach and looks around. Bandit: "Oh, man. Still a bit hungry." Bandit leans over and sniffs Bluey. Bandit: "Hm. Smells okay." Bandit shrugs. He looks around, sneakily. Then he grabs Bluey and pretends to eat her again. Chilli winces Chilli: "Ugh, Bandit, no." Bandit: "Omf, omf!" Bluey and Bingo squeal and laugh