Driving ( Script)

Lyrics

OK, that's morning tea. Let's get dinner in the slow cooker. Mum, I can't find my love-heart hairbands. They're on your head, love! Oh! Hey, babe, you need to sign these. OK! Alright, let's roll, Bingo. Mum... (PHONE RINGS) It's Madge. Two seconds, Bluey. It's work. Hi, Madge! What's up? Have you looked in your drawers? Why would Jenny steal your stapler? There. Thank you! Mm-hm. What do you need, honey? Can you play driving with me? Oh, Bluey, I'm a bit busy at the moment. Can we play later? Yeah, that's OK. No, she doesn't hate you, Madge. I'm sorry, Bluey. I can't just drop everything to play with you. There's things I need to do, OK? It's OK. I understand. Look, Madge, use a paper clip for now and call me back in five minutes. Bluey, I've got five minutes. Let's play driving! For real life?! For real life! Hooray! This episode of Bluey is called Driving. (HUMS) Open door. Close door. Clunk! Seat belt. Click! Turn the key. Ee-ee-ee! Br-oo-oo-oo-m! OK, that one's stop and that one's go. Go! Vroom! Driving along... Ooh! Speed bump! Slow down. Buh-doop! Buh-doop! (GIGGLES) Ah! It's raining! Is it raining hard? No. OK. I'll turn them on to 'sometimes'. Boop! Bzh! Bzh! (GIGGLES) Ooh! Traffic light! Ewk! Have to wait for it to turn green. Still red. Bzh! Bzh! (LAUGHS) Why don't you put the radio on? Oh, yeah! Boop! (FORMAL VOICE) And that was from his early baroque period. Now for some Mendelssohn. (HUMS CLASSICAL MUSIC) Boop! Hey, hey! We're back with the B107 brekkie crew - Fasho, Flip and Dutsy and me, Kelly C. We were... Oh! Green! Vroom! Vroom, vroom. Is there somewhere you want to go? No. I'm just driving around. Hi! OK. Vroom, vroom. Driving along... Driving along. (PHONE RINGS) Oh, it's Madge. Uh... Is that enough driving? Um... Yeah. Thanks, Mum. I'm sorry, Bluey. I'm not very good at this game. That's OK. I can play tea party with Agatha. It's just the driving around in circles. I think I'm better when I've got a purpose, like doing things for people. You know? OK. Ooh! Mum, wait! Huh? Ask Agatha if she wants a cup of tea. Oh. OK. Do you want a cup of tea, Agatha? Yes, please! Here you go. See if she wants milk. Would you like some milk, Agatha? No! Oh! Goodness. That's cow's milk! I want almond milk! Oh. Um... I'm sorry, Agatha. We don't have any almond milk. Well, go get some! Oh, my! We'll have to pop to the shops! (GASPS) Why don't we drive?! Yeah! (PHONE RINGS) Argh! Madge, I'll ring you back in exactly five minutes, OK? I promise. Goodbye. You better be back with my almond milk in five minutes or, so help me, I'll...uh... You'll what? Um... Pee on your curtains! (BOTH GASP) Quick, Bluey! Get in the car! OK! I'll set the timer for five minutes. Seat belt, click! Remember? That one's stop and that one's... Go! Agh! Vroom... Speed bump! Slow down, Bluey! There's no time! Vroom! Buh-dabum! Corner! Turn left! Grr! Agh! (GIGGLES) Turn right! Grr! Agh! (GIGGLES) Up a hill! (GIGGLES) It's getting steeper! Steeper! Steeper! And...down the hill! Ohh! It's raining! And it's raining hard! You can't see! Agh! Windscreen wipers on 'all the time'! Boop! Bzh! Bzh! Bzh! Bzh! (LAUGHS) I can see! There's the shop! I'll find the car park! You've got three minutes. Can I park in the wheelchair spot? No! OK! Vroom! Agh! Ah! Park! Oh, no! The shop's closed! We'll see about that! Vroom! Agh! You're going to ram the shop?! Yep! You can't do that! Too late! Argh! BOTH: Boom! Bzh. Bzh. We're in the shop! Quick! Grab the almond milk! OK. And make sure you pay for it. OK. I'll just leave the money on the floor. Ohh! It's the guy who owns the shop! And he doesn't look happy! Yeah, 'cause you drove your car into his shop! 'Cause Agatha's gonna pee on my curtains! Agh! He's coming! Get in the car. Get in the car! Argh! I think you need to have a chat with Agatha when all this is over. Grr! Grr! Floor it! Brmmm... Agh! He's chasing us! You have to lose him! You've got one minute till Agatha pees on your curtains! Agh! Put some fast-driving music on! Good idea! Boop! Tsk-tsk-tsk, boom! Tsk-tsk-tsk, boom! Robot nation! Quack! Quack! Agh! Baby ducks! Agh! Grrr! We dodged the ducks! But you're on two wheels! Argh! Lean over! Lean over! Argh! Grr! (GIGGLES) He's still following us! Spray some milk on his windscreen! But that's for Agatha! Oh, man! Is she really going to pee on your curtains? Ohh, she'll do it, alright. OK, just leave enough for a cup of tea! OK! Swshh! He's stopping! Good one, Bluey! Hooray! Quick! You've got 30 seconds! Oh, no, look! A traffic jam! Don't worry! Clonk! Flight mode! Ohh...ho-ho! You've had flight mode this whole time?! Yeah. Whoo! Hello, down there! (PHONE ALARM CHIMES) The alarm! We're out of time! Whoa...and...land! Hurry! Heh! (GRUNTS) Seat belts! Agh! Unclip! (PANTS) Agatha! We're back! We... Whoa...no. What?! She peed on my curtains. I told you I would. (PHONE RINGS) Do you want help cleaning it? No, you talk to Madge. That's OK. (RINGING CONTINUES) Thanks, Bluey. Thanks, Mum. BOTH: OK, let's sort this out. (JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS)