Double Babysitter ( Script)

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(DOORBELL RINGS) Uncle Rad's here. Hi, Uncle... Hey, where is he? Yarr. (SHRIEKS) Eee. Ha-ha-ha. How you doing, Bluey? I'm Bingo. Really? Yeah. That's Bluey. Oh, yeah. 'Cause he's blue. I'm a girl. Oh, yeah, yeah. I knew that. Are you putting us to bed tonight, Uncle Rad? You bet. Hooray! Not hooray. Bluey isn't sure about babysitter putdowns, Uncle Rad. Don't worry, Bluey. Who better to do a babysitter putdown than your Uncle Rad? Hello. BINGO AND BLUEY: Frisky. Hey, girls. Ooh. This is Uncle Rad. Hi. Hi. Frisky, have you met Bandit's brother, Radley, before? Um, yeah. Didn't you fall in thе pool at the wedding? Probably. Frisky is Bluey's fairy godmothеr. Sorry, Frisky, Uncle Rad got in touch last minute and said he'd babysit. You mustn't have got my message. Oh, no. I didn't get it. That's fine. Um, I'll just go. No, not go. Both babysit. Oh, well, as long as it's OK with Uncle Rad. Fine by me. Hooray. RAD: This episode of Bluey is called Double Babysitter. ALL: Bye. Bye. Have fun. Have fun. Bye. Now, Bluey, tell me why you're not keen on babysitter putdowns. Well, I had one before and I didn't like it. Oh, why not? It was just too different. Well, your fairy godmother and I will make this exactly the same as a Mum and Dad putdown. But I don't know you as well as Mum and Dad. Oh, yeah. Good point. Well, you just need to get to know us better. I know. Why don't we play 20 Questions? Yeah. Wait, what's 20 Questions? Well, you ask us questions about ourselves and we answer them. It's easy. Go. Why don't you have a wife? Whoa. Well, how do you know I don't? Do you have a wife? Well, no. So why don't you have a wife? Ahh, her turn. How many friends have you got? Oh, um...three? That's not many. Why have you only got three friends? Well, um...back to him. Why do we only see you at Christmas? 'Cause I work on an oil rig. Is that why you don't have a wife? Oh, maybe. What's an oil rig? Why is your hair so pretty? BOTH: Almond milk shampoo. Do you want to have children? BOTH: Yes. Will Bosco be the Daddy? Um, no. Bosco and I aren't friends anymore. Who's Bosco? No-one. Next question. Bosco's her true love. Not anymore. But true love is forever. Well, ah... Is true not forever? It is. I mean, I thought it was. Ah, let's play in the backyard. BINGO AND BLUEY: Yeah. Can you play the exact same games as Mum and Dad? OK, what do they play? Chickenrat. Chickenwhat? Come Here and Go Away. Come and go where now? You don't need the same games, Bluey. You need Torchmouse. Squeak. Squeak, squeak, squeak. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow? Arghh. Squeak, squeak, squeak. Squeak, squeak, squeak. Nibble, nibble. Nibble, nibble. Meow. Meow. Meow? Meow? Squeak. Meow? Rarr. Rowrr. Rowrr. Squeak. Torchmouse was fun, but I don't want to do anything else that's different, please. What about this? Whee. This is weird. Yeah. But before you know it, you get used to it. (SHRIEKS AND GIGGLES) Do me. Oh, boy. I'll give it a cr*ck. (GRUNTS) Hello, upside down Bingo. Hi. Bingo. You've gotten...heavy. Come and sit by the camp f*re. I'm trying. Ooh. How about a story? And then the prince knocked the dragon out with a big prince punch. Boom. BINGO AND BLUEY: Hooray. Princess. I have rescued you. Now we shall marry. And the Princess replied, "No thanks." What? She didn't like the look of him. Why not? Well, his hair was a bit messy, and he was a bit too muscly, you know what I mean, kids? (BOTH GIGGLE) Hang on, I prince-punch the dragon, take you back to my castle and we get married. That's business. Hey, I didn't ask to be rescued. You'd rather stay here with the stinky dragon? I'm getting used to him. (BOTH GIGGLE) OK, I'll wake him up. Wait. No. Yeah. Didn't think so. Ugh, "Princes are all the same," she thought. No we're not. There's good princes and bad princes, m'lady. Everyone knows that. Which one was this prince? He's good. He rescued the princess. Only because he likes prince-punching dragons. Tomorrow he'll be off in search of another princess. Man, this princess is hard to rescue. (BOTH GIGGLE) Well, while the prince figures it all out, she grabs a nice book and lives happily ever after. The end. What? That is not the end. In Mum and Dad stories, they get married in the end. Er, princess? OK, fine. For the sake of the children, they get married. The end. BOTH: Hooray. I'll take it. Night-night, Bingo. Did you have a good... (SNORES) Frisky, you won't watch TV after I fall asleep, will you? Oh, ah, no, we don't have to. You promise? Oh, hang on. Was your last babysitter putdown with Nana? Yes. And let me guess, you woke up and the TV was too loud. Yes. Mum can't hear very well so she turns it up loud. She was watching something scary. That's why you don't like babysitter putdowns, isn't it? Yes. Look, you just had a bad one, kid. This one will be different. We promise. But how can I know for sure it won't happen again? You can't. But you have to give it a go anyway, or you'll be stuck in a tower with a stinky dragon forever. OK, I'll give it a go. That's my girl. (IN THE DISTANCE) Absolutely. Yeah, that's right. No, I never thought of it that way. It's the only shampoo I like. The shampoo is great, but the conditioner, I don't rate the conditioner. Nah, me neither. But you know, you can't get around with open follicles.