Lyrics

(CHORUS) Mama getting high on Chardonnay Mama getting high on Chardonnay Sleeps all night and she drinks all day Mama getting high on Chardonnay Mama send the kids off to school Mama send the husband too Pack their bags Pack their bags Mama got a plan that the day won't drag Dreams of the days of the beauty cup Pop the cork with a sunny side up Count my nerves Count my nerves away, away with the Chardonnay! (CHORUS) Feeling better Spirits slip down Supervise the manicured lawn Sip a little here Sip a little there Wave to the neighbor with the lawn chair stare The day scoots by with the TV on The radio stuck on one-o-one Danielle cashes on her son It's all she needs to have her fun! (CHORUS 2x) The day is bright as freedom's light Let's all toast to the housewives' plight Suburban wives Suburban wives Escapees to the perfect life (CHORUS 2x)