Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hold still, my sweet I'm trying to measure the space between Your molar and your jaw This caliper No cause for fear, no, it, it doesn't hurt It only helps me measure How much skin you have Oh, and the topmost layer of fat But I won't make an incision 'Till you're nice and numb Oh, and laughing gas can be so much fun Please don't doubt my decision [Chorus] This'll be ooh, this'll be aah This'll be absolutely whee This'll be nice, this'll be neat And bring you closer to me So don't you squirm, don't you fret I'm not gonna hurt you yet I just feel the need to be getting A little of you, a lot of blood-letting I know the sensation you're probably dreading But cutting you up will be so refreshing for me Refreshing for me, yeah [Verse 2] No, don't you cry And don't call Miriam, she's my alibi Oh, let me check your toes out Aren't your toenails cute And red is such a lovely color on you But you won't be needing those When you've got no knees Or shins, or pinky fingers, or arteries So hold still while I remove them Oh, and don't fight back I think you'll find you're missing the point with that That's enough out of you [Chorus] And this'll be ooh, this'll be aah This'll be absolutely whee This'll be nice, this'll be neat And bring you closer to me So don't you squirm, don't you fret I'm not gonna hurt you yet I just feel the need to be getting A little of you, a lot of blood-letting I know the sensation you're probably dreading But cutting you up will be so refreshing for me, yeah Refreshing for me, yeah [Bridge] Well, once upon a time, that's where the plot begins And right after the end, well, that's where the plot thins, and I've got no angel to keep me in line So I'm taking your narrative, and I'm making it mine 'Cause I'm all out of hurt, you've used up all I've got So I'm chopping you up and still coming up squat If I wanted to bleed, I'd just roll up my sleeve And saw and saw and saw And saw and saw and saw And saw and saw and saw Oh yeah [Chorus] This'll be ooh, this'll be aah This'll be absolutely whee This'll be nice, this'll be neat And bring you closer to me So don't you squirm, don't you fret I'm not gonna hurt you No, no, no, not yet I just feel the need to be getting A little of you, a lot of blood-letting I know the sensation you're probably dreading But there's one thing you're forgetting [Outro] There's nothing like the thrill of a shredding And this is no orthodox beheading And cutting you up Cutting you up Cutting you up is gonna be so refreshing for me Refreshing for me, yeah Refreshing for me Ooh, ooh