Mrs Murphy’s Budgerigar

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If I, If I had a bus I'd um, I'd um, If I had a bus I'd um Mrs. Murphy's budgerigar, is lost, today Nobody's really certain why it ran, away It wasn't that she, didn't feed it, cause she was very kind So if you see it, would you mind, just, phoning? There's a lady with a rusty, pram, to sell Is she joking when she says it runs, quite well? Any reasonable offer will not refuse. I'm sure She'll even bring it, to your door, for inspection If I was very rich, I know I'd buy old bikes that didn't go to see old ladies smiling Someone's got a train set and that's a thing, I'm for This one so they say will cover half, your floor I bet somebody's crying a little, in that house today Because they have to, move away and sell everything Mrs. Murphy's budgerigar, I know, you're free Certainly it's nicer living in, your tree But Mrs. Murphy's budgerigar won't you just visit home Cause Mrs. Murphy's missing you, she's all, alone