My Dad Says That’s for Pussies

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Bloodhound Gang - Rock, Pop-Punk

My Dad Says That’s for Pussies

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[Verse 1] Fuck Guns 'N' Roses without Slash A real man never uses hair product unless he's black Toilet Paper is for queers Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer [Hook] You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun My Dad says that's for pussies [Verse 2] Ain't gonna lift the seat to whizz Just 'cos it's called Men's Gymnastics doesn't mean it is This Fairtrade coffee tastes like gay Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey [Hook] You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun My Dad says that's for pussies [Bridge] Libraries, back-up parachutes and the Versailles Treaty Seatbelts, hurricane warnings and anti-freeze Rogaine, helmets, CPR and Kenny G Wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and harmonies John Wayne would never use a surge protector! [Hook] You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun My Dad says that's for pussies You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun My Dad says that's for pussies [Outro] You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun My Dad says, my Dad says My Dad says that's for pussies

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Credits

Writers
  • Evil Jared Hasselhoff
  • Jimmy Pop