Long Bomb Blues

Lyrics

Police caught me stoning myself with whisky They picked me up and took me for a ride They said "Come on over in a long time So all you've gotta do is telephone me" And when I got home, my wife, she sure did beat me She laid a bunch of frogs right in my head She said "You come on home here in a long time When all you have to do is telephone" So I thought I had myself a long vacation Where my ma and pa know my wife could follow me But then they dropped the bomb at right about ten That's the time I was reaching for my telephone