Lyrics

I know a waitress At Tasty Diner She makes it easy to order food She makes the specials Sound really special She makes it easy to get over you, I think I'm feeling fatter We used to eat at hom But now I've got no one to cook a healthy meal I like that waitress She isn't eating me But she knows I need more than food to help me heal Under a shit stained moon I stink of you I can't escape this Break-up residue Stuck like glue Under a shit stained moon I go to parties I really live it up I show the ladies what a superstar can be I'll drink a gallon Before they make me stop But everybody knows I'm faking everything