The Crypt Keeper

Lyrics

[Intro] You should not have come here You're not welcome here This place is for the dead [Verse: Blaze Ya Dead Homie] I'm the crypt keeper, in charge of the netherworlds Death Valley is made up of skeletons and it's spoken words Vultures fly by like ghetto birds and pick flesh from bones While they melt in the sun like ice cream cones The Dead Zone, [?] the rings Brimstone and hot lava melt away puppet strings Got a thousand of 'em waitin' to jump if I give the word And drag you down in the crypt without a care or concern I hold a hourglass, which means my word is my bond And if your name appear on my list, it's you I will be creep on Or should I say cryptin'? No, I'm not trippin' I pause for a second to reload my weapon and blast! [Chorus: Blaze Ya Dead Homie & Jamie Madrox] You fuckin' with The Crypt Keeper! You done fucked up now bitch because I'm here to see you! (Blast!) You fuckin' with The Crypt Keeper! You done fucked up now bitch because I'm here to see you! The sun is falling and it's raining blood The Dead Man has returned to your neighbourhood And you know I'm 'bout the scheme! Break backs, cut throats (Scheme!), bullet holes, gun smoke (Scheme!) Don't you know, bitch motherfucker (Scheme), I'ma lay you down (And you know I'm 'bout the scheme!) Break backs, cut throats (Scheme!), bullet holes, gun smoke (Scheme!) Don't you know, bitch motherfucker (Scheme), I'ma lay you down You fuckin' with The Crypt Keeper! You done fucked up now bitch because I'm here to see you! (Blast!) You fuckin' with The Crypt Keeper! You done fucked up now bitch because I'm here to see you! The sun is falling and it's raining blood The Dead Man has returned to your neighbourhood And you know I'm 'bout the scheme! Break backs, cut throats (Scheme!), bullet holes, gun smoke (Scheme!) Don't you know, bitch motherfucker (Scheme), I'ma lay you down (And you know I'm 'bout the scheme!) Break backs, cut throats (Scheme!), bullet holes, gun smoke (Scheme!) Don't you know, bitch motherfucker (Scheme), I'ma lay you down You fuckin' with The Crypt Keeper! You done fucked up now bitch because I'm here to see you! [Outro: Blaze Ya Dead Homie] Pour out some liquor and bow your head And show respect to the motherfuckin' dead!