Berkeley Is My Baby (And I Wanna Kill It)

Lyrics

Oh, it's a town of fucking fantasy Wish I went to UCB Thirty thousand stupid kids And they're all brainwashed into what they see D-E-F-G! It's a college Never Never Land Oh, they're dropping acid and starting bands Super liberal hypocrites What the hell's this hippie shit, anyway? Berkeley is my baby, hey, sparkling nice and clean If it's such a mellow place, why do I feel so mean? Oh, Berkeley is my baby, and I wanna kill it Berkeley is my baby, and I wanna kill it Oh, hanging out on Telegraph Your waste of money, it makes me laugh All the stores are just waiting for you To buy their sweaters and drink their brew That's true! There's a double dose of Jesse To herd the homeless off the streets Cops and school work hand in hand To wipe the deviants from the land Berkeley is my baby, but I should've aborted it Had some doubts in the waiting room But now I'm stuck with it Oh, Berkeley is my baby, and I wanna kill it Berkeley is my baby, and I wanna kill it Its a town of fucking fantasy Wish I went to UCB Thirty thousand stupid kids And they're all brainwashed into what they see Just like me! It's a college Never Never Land Dropping acid and starting bands Super liberal hypocrites What the hell's this hippie shit, anyway? Berkeley is my baby, but I should've aborted it