Petty

Lyrics

[Intro: Mr. Porter] Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Uh! Uh! [Verse 1: Mr Porter] My girlfriend got a bad habit of leavin' me alone at night She must've thought that she was better off havin' her own times She must've forgot that I'm a grown man with a long pipe She read me wrong I ain't that fuckin' type, I'm a fuckin' flight risk I hug on this new thot so fuckin' tight you gotta separate us with a butcher knife Argue with her 'til we're [?] and I escalate it to another height like Your man crush money drive a Hyundai on a Sunday? I'mma set it on fire (Hmm) He ain't got no money bitch plus I'm funny and my petty on high I give a damn what your girl say (nope) Y'all acting, upstagin' He ain't Jay, you ain't Beyonce I know you think that this is upgradin' But this is more like Eric Andre and Rosario doin' comedy and origami on a promenade in front of a Cardi B concert (Whoop!) It makes no sense, no sense (No!) Go ahead call me a liar (Yeah!) Yup, your man is tired He caught a flat tire, called you to Google how to change the tire Man, both of y'all ass is fried And that's your man, that's your man, huh? This is really what you sayin'? I look down on you 'cause I'm higher up You lost your job I'll hire ya Let you work to get the first month deposit on your new house then fire ya (cold) I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' I know I'm a petty-ass man Bitch, God in my heart You workin' on me though This a start [Chorus:] Petty Petty Petty, petty, petty, petty, petty (Ah yeah) I'm petty I'm petty Petty, petty, petty, petty, petty (Ah yeah) Wait a minute [Verse 2: Bizarre] I'm a petty bitch Are you ready bitch? To eat some spaghetti bitch Who a steady bitch? Let me see yo titties Let me see yo ass You is white trash and you know I wanna smash Cougars, and Ubers Yachts, and docks Thick ass socks Give me all she got Percocets and Tylenol More of that and Adderall I'mma show you how to ball I'mma show you how to ball I can't buy you Gucci, I just want this coochie Fat nasty ass with a dirty ass booty Ah, bitch I'm conceited Ah, take this money, you know you need it Ah, bitch, you drive for Lyft Ah, I hope you drive off a cliff (Bitch!)