Chinese Food

Lyrics

[Intro] Yo... you know this is–funky! Ow! I'd like to say rest in peace, to Aaliyah (Sweet thing) And "Left Eye" Lopes But, you know–shout out to my man Bruce Lee Jackie Chan, check it out, Jet Li [Verse 1] I'ma bring it to you like this Drop a three pointer from the corner like "swish" Walk around with a name belt and a funky new rap Shell-Tops new and Space Invaders cap Old school like bread and gravy Me and Monty roll together like Fred and Grady Ain't nothin' you can say to stop this mad man Play Defender, Centipede, and Ms. Pac-Man Just like Martin Luther, I had a dream In a house with no heat, just kerosene Call Biz Mark, so you get the better connection The type to wear Timbs to a wedding reception I'm so smart, I even got a G.E.D  Plus a vide-oh on BET and MTV I'm the best thing out now, go ask your moms Spendin' money on cars just to pass the time [Hook] Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice – that's good ("Egg foo young!") Beef and broccoli with a little white rice – that's good ("Fried wonton!") Chicken chow mein with a little white rice – that's good ("Veg–" "Veg–" "Vegetable, rice") I need some egg rolls in my neighborhood that's good – that's good [Verse 2] I'm the Uptown rhymer, large like Big Momma Keep three girls on the couch like Oh Drama! End every line with period, no comma Hidin' out 'til I'm found, like Osama Walk on water, filled with pirahnas Wore the tie with thin coat, with no liner If I ever lose my girl, I go find her If not, I got Shirl' and Tawanna Right back on ya – yep, the old timer Any contract you got, I no sign-a Don't smoke or use drugs, of no kind-a Everything that I wear, is de-signer Just like Dolce, hang with Gabbana Biz Mark play his part, the show-timer Make any party hot, like your sauna And still keep the crowd controlled with no drama [Hook] Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice – that's good ("Egg foo young!") Beef and broccoli with a little white rice – that's good ("Fried wonton!") Chicken chow mein with a little white rice – that's good ("Veg–" "Veg–" "Vegetable, rice") I need some egg rolls in my neighborhood that's good – that's good [Verse 3] It's the M-mah, za-A-yahh, R-rruh, za-K-ayyah When Giuliani leave, I will be the Mayor In the year two-thou' – I'm gonna house I'm still tryin to look up a girl's blouse Got a Hummer for the summer, Benz for my girlfriend When it comes to ice, I got a lot of diamonds I'm hangin' at the Rucker, watchin' Skip To My Lou Girls askin' me to do the "{*puh*} Ah, one {*skkkt*} two..." Weather is good, about 80 degrees My x-ray vision seein' thongs and G's Thanking the Lord for the beautiful day I seen people sippin' on Tanqueray Everything's the same in the new millen' Seattle is where they got a Hip-Hop Museum So listen to the way I rock the spot Right about now, I'ma make you hot [Hook] Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice – that's good ("Egg foo young!") Beef and broccoli with a little white rice – that's good ("Fried wonton!") Chicken chow mein with a little white rice – that's good ("Veg–" "Veg–" "Vegetable, rice") I need some egg rolls in my neighborhood that's good – that's good [Outro] Rrrrrah! The M-uzzah... A! Bruce Lee! Jackie Chan! My man, Jet Li! Five Deadly Venoms! The Master Killer! Huang Yu! Angela Mao! Okay {*sings in Biz Markdarin*} I'm the Biz Markie, and I came to rock To my mans Dia', Vee, DJ Hosh, Pete Rock I can't forget my man by the name of Set – he rock, he rock I'm the Biz and I – stop!