At Farber’s

Lyrics
[FARBER] Come escape the heat of the city Come where it's pretty Jump in the car here! Why go south? We got Shangri-La here— Come on up to Farber's! From the Bronx to Brooklyn they run here Looking for fun? Here's your invitation! When you're done you'll need a vacation! [FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH] Come on up to Farber's! [FARBER] The Borscht Belt Lovely partial mountain views The Borscht Belt Like the Bible Belt—but for the Jews Everybody! [FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH] All the biggest stars, find 'em right here Saturday night, there's always the best here Some are born [FARBER] And some laid to rest here [RAMON & REBEKAH] What a show [FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH] At Farber's [FARBER] Biking and swimming Hiking, so slimming Liking your waiters? Most are in dental school Nice boys [FARBER] Single ladies, you'll find a catch here Your perfect match here Eager and willing Makes a living, if not a killing [FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH] Snatch him up at Farber's! [REBEKAH] We got mah jongg, cribbage, shuffleboard [RAMON] Indoor, outdoor pools [FARBER] Midnight hayrides for the stuff They don't teach in the shuls! [REBEKAH] The food is strictly kosher [RAMON] No dairy with the meat [FARBER] And the sweetest four words known to man: [FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH] All you can eat! The Borscht Belt Where the hoi polloi retreats [FARBER] The Jewish Alps The land of cabbage Sour cream and beets [FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH] Alka Seltzer! Pile high the plates on the table Whitefish and sable Roast beef and salmon Somewhere in the world, there's a famine! Come on up Have a blast Meet your mate Break your fast At Farber's! [FARBER] Have a nosh'n! [FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH] At Farber's! [FARBER] Hamantaschen! [FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH] At Farber's!
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Credits
- Writers
- Jason Robert Brown
- Amanda Green