Comedy Can Be Dangerous

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Comedy can be dangerous, my friends, I'll tell you When you make kids laugh and giggle, they could split a gut With a chortle they could crack up, so beware, there is the chance You can make a kid laugh so hard that they could pee their pants Fall out of bed and hit their head while rolling on the floor Their body shakes, their sides will ache, they'll laugh until they're sore There's a funny bone, a danger zone that's someplace no one knows If you hit that zonе hold the phone 'cause milk shoots out thеir nose [Verse 2] Kids' body parts are fragile, so be careful not to scoff See, a funny joke can actually make their heads and butts fall off Jokes and gags hit 'em hard with punchlines, so I've read That could leave a kid in stitches or even knock 'em dead [Outro] Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? Police end this song