Bogart’s Independence

Lyrics

I met a dog named Bogart I tried to teach him to heel And to bring my slippers But that's when I heard him say "Get real Life's too short for that I am not your pet" I wasn't made for a dog show Though I am very well-bred There's gotta be more Than fetch, roll over and play dead Life's too short for that Oh, I am not your pet Oh, I am not No, I, I'm not your pet You want me to bring you to paper? I could loan you the business section When I'm numb with it, okay? Don't spill your coffee on it this time Bogart! Yes, sir Good boy, good boy! Aw, daddy loves you, too, oh! Stop that dancing!