Waiting For The Loveboat

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Going out, going out Nothing new to wear Found a pair of scissors Cut chunks off my hair Burned my address book Have I become a pest? I'm sure the distressed look Just fine when at rest [Chorus] Waiting for the loveboat Waiting for the loveboat Waiting for the loveboat Waiting for the loveboat Knowing what you want and taking full advantage Waiting for the loveboat Waiting for the loveboat [Verse 2] Test proved negative I was positively pleased I wouldn't want a relative Of mine to be increased Double your pillow And feel obliged Libido in a go slow If I was you I'd hide [Chorus] Waiting for the loveboat, waiting for the loveboat Waiting for the loveboat, waiting for the loveboat Knowing what you want and taking full advantage Waiting for the loveboat, waiting for the loveboat [Chorus] Waiting for the loveboat, waiting for the loveboat Waiting for the loveboat, waiting for the loveboat Knowing what you want and taking full advantage Waiting for the loveboat, waiting for the loveboat Ah, ah, ah, ah Waiting for ... Waiting for ... Waiting for ... The loveboat ... [Interlude] [Outro] I said, "I love you" You said, "You know that isn't true" I said, "I want to" I said, "I love you" You said, "You know that isn't true" I said, "I want to" You said, "Tough!"