Columbus Highway Patrol

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[Intro] Alright, alright Check it out, check it out, check it out You know what the fuck it is Look, look [Verse] You're in for somethin', you're really in for somethin' now A city bridge just crumbled to the ground It reminded me of my past, but it doesn't remind me of shit now We're solid as the steel forged where I'm from I'm a force to be reckoned with I'll be on Forbes before forty, I just don't know how yet Pow, pow, pow, pow I got that half pound for half what the dispensary sells, I smoke too much to pay full price on an ounce Now, now, now, now I just missed the ledgе at the top of the stairs, and did a nut split on my skateboard comin' down likе, "Damn! Ow, ow, ow, ouch!" My dick swelled so bad the doctor gave me Oxy, and my head went right down, down, down, down It brought me back to Thomas Boulevard on the couch Gettin' head from a little girl while a stretch my toes When the seven deadly sins mix with boredom and adolescence, it taught lessons we can't afford With Oxycodone from Florida Marijuana from Texas, Michigan, California Drive it to Cincinnati, to get off sick, I stole Methadone pills from Mrs. Belloma Saw the exit comin' near Columbus, didn't see the Dodge Ram over my shoulder Pulled in the lane, I hit the brakes, she smashed into me, I was totaled I got dragged a few hundred feet in that Toyota Corolla Climbed out, got the suitcase out of the back with the pounds I had vacuum sealed for the odor And about fifteen thousand cash, not to mention the pills in the sunglass holder The officer flashed a light in my face and asked if I was okay "I'm just in shock but I'm feelin' fine" is what I told him And right then when they should've searched the car, magically my looks passed the test They said, "Put your suitcase in the cruiser", and gave me a ride to McDonalds Out of all the people to come and help me transport my drugs that day, I just want to thank the Columbus Highway Patrol It was such an honor