Party at the U.N.

Lyrics
[Intro] I went to a party at the U.N. It was the weirdest place I've ever been I'm gonna tell you who was there I'm gonna tell you even if you don't care [Verse 1] Well, there were Haitians on vacations and Frenchmen with henchmen And Brits eating grits, Celts eating smelts There was a couple of Reds reading books by Trotsky With coeds in stretch pants who swore they did not ski And everybody had a pretty good time [Verse 2] Well, there were Peruvian beauties neglecting their duties And Danes eating Danish and singing the blues Israelis with ukuleles formed a dance band And Watusis got up and danced the American And everybody had a pretty good time (Pickin') [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] So if you go down to the U.N. Be prepared to make a lot of new friends It's such a happy community Everyone's got diplomatic immunity [Verse 3] Well, you'll meet Incas and Aztecs out passing bad checks And big Czechs with no necks talking nothing but sex Wanna make a hit with that pretty Estonian? Bring her that platter of cheese and bologna And everyone will have a pretty good time
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Credits
- Writers
- Bill Morrissey