Married Man

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, I got married and settled down I use a smaller brush now to paint the town I still drink my whiskey, I just water it down Well, no more showing up in night court One day late and two dollars short I still play the dogs but just for sport [Chorus] A married man, a married man Well, some women think they can turn a bum into a saint Oh, look out mama, now here I come You got the same old bum with a new coat of paint [Verse 2] Oh, I'm in love this time, I swear it's true I meant both words when I said "I do" And I liked it when she said it too I ain't no sow's ear, I ain't no silk purse I spend my days at home writing idiot verse Still my wife knows shе could have done much worse [Chorus] A marriеd man, a married man Some women think they can turn a bum into a saint Oh, look out mama, now here I come You got the same old bum with a new coat of paint [Verse 3] Now there's two names printed on the checks There's Bud in the fridge instead of Beck's And I ain't seen any side effects Yeah, I got married and settled down I use a smaller brush now to paint the town I still drink my whiskey, I just water it down I water it down