It’s Dangerous Out There

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, there's Russians in the front yard There's Martians on the ceiling There's a cape buffalo on the patio And you ask me how I'm feeling There's a sniper by the swing set The hallway has been mined Then here you come with a great big smile Singing, "Rise and shine" [Chorus] Well, there's nothing you can say That will get me up today Nothing you have ever said That can drive me from this bed You can call me lazy, crazy Call me stupid, I don't care I ain't gеttin' up Well, it's dangerous out therе [Verse 2] There's a hunter from New Jersey In my kitchen drinkin' beer There's a Texan out my window With a chainsaw and a leer I could take a walk around the block To shake me from this slumber But there are student drivers out today And one has got my number [Chorus] Well, there's nothing you can say That will get me up today Nothing you have ever said That can drive me from this bed You can call me lazy, crazy Call me stupid, I don't care I ain't gettin' up Well, it's dangerous out there [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Well, there's a pounding on my front door It's enough to make me scream Well, it's two Girl Scouts, one Jehovah's Witness And a whole SWAT team So listen to me, darlin' Please heed these words I say It's too scary here in February, dear Set my snooze alarm for May [Chorus] Well, there's nothing you can say That will get me up today Nothing you have ever said That can drive me from this bed You can call me lazy, crazy Call me stupid, I don't care I ain't gettin' up Well, it's dangerous out there