Car and Driver

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I've got a Mercedes Benz with M.D. plates I have no trouble finding dates I've got a 1980 Subaru One more semester then I'm through A slant-six Dodge is no big thrill But it's a car no atom bomb can kill I make a lot of dough in a high-tech job Yeah, sure you bet I drive a turbo Saab [Chorus] I'll bet you a ten, even a fiver You find the car, I'll find the driver It really ain't no big deal To know who's inside that automobile [Verse 2] Well, I've just airbrushed my Econoline "A friend of the devil is a friend of mine" I've got a 1962 Biscayne And it won't start if it looks like rain A four wheel drive with extra chrome I keep it on the paved roads close to home Cadillac the size of an Amtrak train When I drive I take two lanes [Chorus] I'll bet you a ten, even a fiver You find the car, I'll find the driver It really ain't no big deal To know who's inside that automobile [Verse 3] Now my Honda Civic is a real go-getter I look great in it in my crew neck sweater And my BMW draws applause I am not bound by traffic laws I got a Ranger truck, I'm for import quotas I won't park next to no Toyotas And my Volvo wagon will seat six It'll run on diesel or trail mix [Chorus] I'll bet you a ten, even a fiver You find the car, I'll find the driver It really ain't no big deal To know who's inside that automobile Well, yes, who's inside that automobile?