Wish You Were Gay

Lyrics

[Verse 1] "Baby, I don't feel so good" Six words you never understood "I'll never let you go" Five words you'll never say (aww) I laugh along like nothing's wrong Four days has never felt so long If three's a crowd and two was us One slipped away [Chorus] And I just wanna make you feel okay But all you do is look the other way And I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't want to stay And I just kind of wish you were gay [Verse 2] Is there a reason we're not through? Is there a 12-step just for you? Our conversation's all in blue Eleven "heys" (hey, hey, hey, hey) Ten fingers tearing out my hair Nine timеs you never made it thеre I ate alone at 7 You were six minutes away (yay) [Chorus] How am I supposed to make you feel okay When all you do is turn and walk the other way? I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay I just kind of wish you were gay [Bridge] To spare my pride To give your lack of interest an explanation Don't say I'm not your type Just say I'm not your preferred sexual orientation Oh, I'm so selfish (selfish) But you make me feel helpless And I can't stand another day Stand another day [Chorus] I just wanna make you feel okay But all you do is look the other way I can't tell you how much I wish I did not want to stay I just kind of wish you were gay Yea, I just kind of wish you were gay Yea, I just kind of wish you were gay