Chris Tucker (Comedian)

Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah [Chorus] I'm no comedian, this shit is funny I'm gettin' rich, I can't talk to you, buddy I'm in the trap wrapping dope like a mummy (Okay) I'm geeked as fuck with a Perc' in my tummy (Bitch) I'm on the TV, they see me like Johnny I'm gettin' money, I Goyard the wallet Finesse the plug, he just came out the socket Had yo' lil' ho, yeah, I'll prolly'll pop her [Verse] Askin' me questions, you prolly a copper Hop out the whip and go, "Poof!" Harry Potter Shoot from the hip, I get bread like ciabatta I saved some dick for yo' lil' baby mama Huh, I got that Glock like Osama (Huh) Grip on the dick baby, big anaconda (Huh) He kept on talkin', my shooter went poppеd him I turn her down just like the volumе I'm on the pound, I'm smoking proper I'm out of bounds, I'm in the lounge I bought them scripts just like the doctor Just like a baby, I need me a bottle Tryna be me but ain't got it inside him Came with some problems, I came from the bottom Don't know you niggas, I'm prolly ya father She wanna love me, a hard pill to swallow I'm getting cash, I don't get intimate I'm at the bank where them checks never miss Know that I'm real and not many exist [?] and I'm livin' like Mitch Talk 'bout these checks, it's a million to get Bitch I'm a dog, turn you to a Vick I'm on the plane with a pound, smell like B.O. Fuck on yo' ho and record it like Theo, yeah Water on my neck just like Nemo, yeah I saw my face through the peephole, yeah No, I don't fuck on no cheap ho, yeah (No) You wanna book me, ain't free though, yeah I'm sippin' codeine, not Tito's, yeah Money like Danny DeVito, yeah (Yeah) You niggas still rockin' VLONE (VLONE) That is not shit that we be on (Yeah) [Bridge] I'm no comedian, this shit is funny (This shit is funny, yeah) I'm geeked as fuck with a Perc' in my tummy (Perc' in my tummy, yea-yeah) Say you a opp, boy, you a dummy (Boy, you a dummy, yea-yeah) I never knew her, she say that she loved me (Say that she love me) [Chorus] I'm no comedian, this shit is funny I'm gettin' rich, I can't talk to you, buddy (Ah) I'm in the trap wrapping dope like a mummy I'm geeked as fuck with a Perc' in my tummy I'm on the TV, they see me like Johnny I'm gettin' money, I Goyard the wallet Finesse the plug, he just came out the socket Had yo' lil' ho, yeah, I'll prolly'll pop her (Boy, I got it) [Outro] Hop out the whip and go, "Poof!" Harry Potter I saved some dick for yo' lil' baby mama Grip on the dick baby, big anaconda I bought them scripts just like the doctor