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[Chorus] I told my baby I would slow down Ought to take another shot for all the times we missed But you know how this can roll down 'Cause I'm too hard headed when I drink like this (Blacked out chrome light) But if the truck don't start and that roads too long And the moon don't shine tonight Then let my girl know I'd rather be alone Mississippi here I come So I'm out tryin' to catch me a ride I'm too drunk to drive (Blacked out drunk in my front yard) I'm too drunk to drive (Blacked out drunk in my front yard) I'm too drunk to drive (Blacked out drunk in my front yard) I'm too drunk to drive (Blacked out drunk in my front yard) I'm too drunk to drive [Verse 1: Rooster] She hits the sack to sleep at night around nine To me it's fine she won't be cuttin' in on my drinkin' time And so I'm creepin' bein' quiet tryin' to get to the drive She must've heard me stumblin' around 'cause then she flipped on the light So it's on we fuss and fightin' breakin' bones I guess I might be stayin' home and I'll be gettin' too stoned I don't know she got my keys but not my money Honey want me come and get me I'll be gamblin' down in Mississippi Gettin' shitty [Verse 2: Uncle Snap] Now I'm catchin' my second wind and it's on Ready to be anywhere but at home I took a whole bottle straight to the dome A couple more shots of the vodka I'm gone I'm twisted and blisted and [?] the POD like a Bone song So give me the whiskey, shoot it up with me But the bottles long gone The bourbon is swervin' and curvin' When flashin' past it should say oh no I'm mashin' the gas I might just pass and lookin' it's the po-po I swing it around in the middle of town Let's just see how it goes down Day to the night my baby was right Maybe I need to slow down [Chorus] I told my baby I would slow down Ought to take another shot for all the times we missed But you know how this can roll down 'Cause I'm too hard headed when I drink like this (Blacked out chrome light) But if the truck don't start and that roads too long And the moon don't shine tonight Then let my girl know I'd rather be alone Mississippi here I come So I'm out tryin' to catch me a ride I'm too drunk to drive (Blacked out drunk in my front yard) I'm too drunk to drive (Blacked out drunk in my front yard) I'm too drunk to drive (Blacked out drunk in my front yard) I'm too drunk to drive (Blacked out drunk in my front yard) I'm too drunk to drive [Verse 3: Cymple Man] A bottle of Jim a bottle of Jack I'm pushin' the throttle right down I won't crash I swallow a shot and I'm wobbelin' back More sooner than later I'll fall on my ass Hey hey, tell my little buddy to pass me the glass I said I would stop, believe it or not But nothin' will stop me from throwin' 'em back Gettin' blacked out 'til I fall out with straight shots bring 'em all out First it's fireballs then it's Tylenol I got work tomorrow and I'm a call out In the front yard of some random house Face down I'll be passed out Cash gone and my phone lost Say it's 'bout that time I tapped out [Verse 4: Hard Target] I'd probably be better to stop this I got no conscious Poppin' the tops 'til I'm loud and obnoxious Grovelin' in my own state of hypnotics Since I surrendered my license to cops It's like I've been drunker than ever before Drivin' my lawnmower right to the store Not sure how it's gonna work out At the court house they smell beer when I step in the door Alcohol we call out for Malatovs our cocktail choice Drink a fire truck of Fireball 'Cause we light up 'til we fall out boy Arguin' late night all outdoors In our neighbors yard makin' all that noise 'Til I call my boys to come pick me up In the back of the truck yellin' haul ass George [Chorus] I told my baby I would slow down Ought to take another shot for all the times we missed But you know how this can roll down 'Cause I'm too hard headed when I drink like this (Blacked out chrome light) But if the truck don't start and that roads too long And the moon don't shine tonight Then let my girl know I'd rather be alone Mississippi here I come So I'm out tryin' to catch me a ride I'm too drunk to drive (Blacked out drunk in my front yard) I'm too drunk to drive (Blacked out drunk in my front yard) I'm too drunk to drive (Blacked out drunk in my front yard) I'm too drunk to drive (Blacked out drunk in my front yard) I'm too drunk to drive