Actin’ Crazy

Lyrics

Karsten That's my name, s-say it right Yeah I kick back and listen to Action Bronson I'll trump Donald And fuck Boris up with my johnson (Chariot) Now I'm in quarantine Wishing I wasn't lonesome Wishing this whole thing was over So my thing could bone some Top Bear in a minute, just wait Put the popcorn on (Yeah) And I'll put Oslo, Copenhagen and Stockholm on It's been written in the stars since I came out Done runnin' the same route Being hung chasin' the same clout ADHD got my focus fucked up No, I'm not telling everyone to shut up I'm telling them to open their mouths And suck up That I'm running this thing, it's not luck Being a bottom on top, no (Karsten) It's no coincidence You too sweet, give 'еm the insulin I'll hit that bitch up, I'm not that innocent (I'm really not) If bеing toxic is you're brilliance I'll never be a slave for you Unless you have been diligence I'm done doing the fingering I'll give you the D And fuck the game up for real again They scared when I go in again Last time they got burnt but let me in 'Cause no one could make 'em feel the same (Too) I'm a bombshell that drop bombs Don't talk to me, you are not armed Got a few Judy's that I fuck with And I'm telling you, you are not one So dominant on the mic that they get confused (What happened?) That I'm so switch and so vers that I can pick and choose ('Cause I can) Fat Bastard and I know it (And I know it) Getting laid everywhere like I was homeless (Like I was homeless) Your dad got a nice ass, bet I could probe it (I could probe it) Make him beg for more and super soak it (Yah yah) Grab his throat, squeeze and choke it (You like that) Make him feel like when the coke hit Reward him by taking his dick and stroke it And feel sad that he got a wife and not an [?] (Bonjour) Your big thing, Stormzy and just 'Own It' If you're a bottom, don't worry grab it and blow it But what do I know I'm just out here acting crazy (Acting crazy) Making more gays turned on than Patrick Swayze I can never fuck up, never do a blue ball Rebound like Tim Duncan and marry a Tim Hooper I'm something else man, just admit it I'll change your perspective on rap in under a minute Yo, Scandinavian Viking, you know you're liking Then making you hard like Viagra And mellow like Vicodin (Yeah) You haven't heard punchlines the way I'm writing them Most know how to roll joints But now how they should be lighting them And every bar I drop is lit Illuminated, Illuminati, illustrated, ill and lubricated (Yeah) You can catch a fade or chill and get truly faded Been sober for minute but my barber got me super faded Well right now I shaved my head I blame in on Miss Rona I miss the times that I only thought of beer when they said Corona I get tempted watching my roommate smoke I was a stoner But MJ can fuck up a comeback No bull, I keep it sober Karsten, that's my name, so say it right Was about to quit rap but decided to stay and fight So now that no one here can stay the night I'll keep my pen sharp and make sure that my flow is tight Karsten I'm just out here actin' crazy Yeah, I'm just out here actin' crazy Hey daddy, I'm still your little baby Yeah, I'm just out here actin' crazy