Lyrics

Ticket, bought a ticket Flew in from J.A., and we go ribbit All-year holiday, home in the sun Had to find work, so I came to England Ticket, that's the ticket Given the sack, we had to pick it Now we're all on the dole, and there's lots of free time Everybody is poor, they blame us for the crime Ticket, that's the ticket If you carry a purse, someone'll nick it [?] Ticket, bought a ticket Went to football and see them kick it In England the sport has got a bad name (Wembley!) Violent support gonna ruin the game Wicket, we need a wicket When summer come, they play cricket Botham is cool, selectors are spaced England's losing again, W.G. disgraced Ticket, that's the ticket We have too much seed, you have to pick it Imported by sense, sent in the mail Beware of the dog, I got thrown into jail Stick my head [?] Seeing stars [?] Ticket, I got my ticket Been giving you grief? Tell them to stick it Where I go? Tell them Ay, ay, ay ay Ticket Tell them Ay, ay, ay ay Tell them Ticket, that's the ticket Tell them Ticket, ay, ay, ay ay, ticket, ticket Tell them Ticket, ticket, ticket