Lyrics

Heard the news about the scare in the underwear Population's getting thin, forget the bomb, it's carnal sin, yeah Marriage up, divorce is down, who wants to fuck around? Save the rose, reject romance, Mickey Mouse don't drop his pants Now to sexual relations better take a wife Now that sex is death, better lead a boring life No time for social kissing, you'll hardly raise a smile When you think what you'll be missing, iron undies back in style Now where did it start, and where will it end? Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again No, no, no Seems like only yesterday, cocaine and ecstasy Run around and jump on anything you see A marriage of convenience, saw a doctor, went abroad Saved up a few pennies, ran the wheelchair down to Lourdes Now handsome is as handsome does, I did it everywhere Before the current era I didn't have a care Bloodstream destination, megavitamin therapy Artificial insemination, D.I.Y. vasectomy Oh, spaceman, junk food, Dallas, the 20th century Two World Wars, a Great Depression, this must be Germ War III Now where did it start, and where will it end? Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again No, no, no No need for alimony 'cause no one wants to split Leisure time's a gamble, but jogging keeps you fit Now I packed my bags for China, join the yellow race Nostradamus had a theory: they're inheriting the place Blamed it on the Haliens, C.I.A, and KGB Arclight a-shining down on monogamy New date really hard, promiscure? Change your views Unless you got a health card, take a tip from Howard Hughes Oh, Trocadero Transfer, I-Beam closet scene Cat and mouse with the press, exposé celebrity Now where did it start, and where will it end? Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again No, no, no The tramp of time continues, en masse to wedding bells But they haven't made no breakthrough to helper T white cells Wholesale hyper wipe out, technology against the pest Put away those etchings, sorry, baby, no contest Notches and phone numbers, collecting flesh as pelts Stealing cancer's thunder, blows below the belt Oh, don't it make you wonder 'bout how the cards are dealt? Holy cow Now where did it start, and where will it end? Be nice to the wife, can`t trust your friends Masculine natural nowadays can offend Never gonna fall in love again