Presentation of Miss Turnstiles

Lyrics

[ANNOUNCER, spoken] Miss Turnstiles for June! Every month, some lucky little New York miss is chosen Miss Turnstiles for the month. She's got to be beautiful, she's got to be just an average girl, and most important of all, she's got to ride the subway.  There are five thousand, six hundred and eighty three women who ride the subway every day. And which fortunate lassie will be picked this month for the signal honor? Beautiful, brilliant, average, a typical New Yorker? [IVY, spoken] Who, me? [ANNOUNCER, spoken] Yes, you! Ivy Smith! (sung) She's a home-loving girl But she loves high society's whirl She adores the Army, the Navy as well At poetry and polo she's swell (spoken) But of course at the end of each month a new Miss Turnstiles is chosen, and when that happens... [IVY, spoken] Oh...