The Mummy

Lyrics

The committee, they asked me to be the one to pick the band to play the prom I said I wanted Frankenstein They said that Frankenstein was not a band Could you get Dracula? Whatever you do, don't get the mummy Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels Don't get the mummy drunk I'm into Pavement, it's my favorite band I got their DVD, I've watched it 50 times You love me, baby I'm more alternative than Suicide Girls I got something in my pocket Eagles tickets, front row Joe Walsh, girl! Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels Don't get the mummy, when the mummy gets drunk he unravels Don't get the mummy drunk Don't get the mummy Don't get the mummy drunk Don't get the mummy drunk Don't get him drunk Don't get the mummy drunk Don't get the mummy drunk