Lyrics

This is the moment in the set where I introduce these wonderful people on stage with me today We picked 'em up from Kentucky State Penitentiary in Eddyville, Kentucky They were cheap labor, they were already wrangled up, ready to go Not much work involved, they're very obedient as well To my left on the upright bass, standing at seven-foot-four He's better looking that Randy Travis, Travis Tritt, Jerry Jeff Walker, Merle Haggard He is taken, ladies, Mr. Jeff Loops On the drum set tonight, we have the beard with the human attached He sits at about five-foot-four He hails from Muhlenberg County, Kentucky He's one of my closest friends He is married with children, Mr. Ben Dubois Now on the pedal steel guitar tonight We have a man of class, a dignified man He has locks of hair every lady is jealous of He hails from the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty but charming City of Cleveland, Ohio He is single and ready to mingle, ladies, Mr. Stephen Karney And last and certainly least in stature She was born in the city of Denver Raised in the Black Hills of South Dakota She doubles as my beautiful wife She is the queen of the prairie, Mrs. Ashley Mae And I'm nobody