I Need an Earthman

Lyrics

[YONI] Back on Planet X We don't think of sex Our world is more advanced and we've evolved But here on Planet Earth They say that sex has worth If that's some kind of problem, problem solved I feel that I should try it Expand my Earthly diet And see if all the brouhaha is true My body's all atingle I can't wait 'til I mingle With a man whose special thing'll Make me feel brand new I need an Earthman A man to thrill me A man I can train To drive me insane I need an Earthman A great big Earthman Who'll kiss with his tongue A man who is hung—up on me Earthmen may be stupid, Earthmen may be dumb But they've got one thing that I desire Some kissin' and some fondlin', won't you throw me a crumb? 'Cause I need a man to put out my fire I need an Earthman Who'll make me tremble A man I can tease A man who can please Me and how A man who'll make me quiver With a package to deliver And so bring me an Earthman now! [YONI, spoken] I think we bent your will a little too much You're just sitting there like a dead herring in the moonlight Am I having no effect on you? Do you not desire this? Don't you want to play with these? Does this not interest you at all? Finally found my sexuality Now what am I supposed to do with it? [YONI] Oh, I need an Earthman, oh, I need him bad Oh, I need to shiver and to moan I need a little lovin', lovin' I've never had And so, Earthman, won't you throw me a bone? Throw me a bone and a key change And then watch me change Bring me an Earthman A great big Earthman Who'll please me and then Who'll tease me again And again And again and again and again And again, holy cow A man who's got persistence Who can really go the distance A man who can simply make a girl go "Wow!" And so, I need an Earthman Bring me an Earthman I need an Earthman now!